"I cannot believe it!" exclaimed Mr. Wonka, in shock. "The children are disappearing like rabbits! But you mustn't worry about it! They'll all come out in the wash!"
He went through a hidden door in the back of the Television Room, and everyone else followed. Right across from the door that they exited was another door that said: "THE HONEY ROOM".
They entered the room.
"What are those?" asked Mike.
"Bees, making honey. Honey, and only the finest. As you can see, these are quadruple-sized bees and they make golden honey." said Mr Wonka.
He then pointed to a very strange device.
"My educated Honeydicator examines every jar of honey." He explained.
At once, an Oompa Loompa got a jar of honey and took it away.
"The good honey is kept, ready to be sold all over the earth."
"What happens if it's bad?" asked Mr D.
Just then, an egg was dumped onto the device, and it dropped into a hole in the device with a honking sound.
"The bad honey is dropped down the chute." said Wonka.
"I want a bee!" said Matsuda.
"Oh no. Two spoiled brats on this tour?" asked Mr D.
"You can't buy them," said Wonka
Matsuda started to sing a song:
"I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now
I want today
I want tomorrow I want to wear them I will if I dare And I don't want to share them! I want a party with rooms full of laughter Ten thousand tons of Ice Cream And if I don't get the things that I'm after I'm going to scream!"
Having officially gone on a full-blown tantrum, not getting what she wanted for the first time, Matsuda went completely berserk. He started destroying the room until he ran back for a grand finale of brattiness.
"I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizesand sweets and surprises In all shapes and sizes and now Don't care how I want it now Don't care how I want it now!"
Unbeknownst to Matsuda, he inadvertently stepped onto the Honeydicator, was deemed bad honey, and fell down the chute after a loud 'Honk'!
"Where did it send him?" asked Mr D.
"Where all the other bad honey goes. Down the garbage chute." explained Mr Wonka.
"Oh my god!" said Mr D. "My friend's gonna get made into honey!"
"Hold on! Matsuda!
Your friend's coming!" he said, as he jumped down the chute.
"What's gonna happen to them?" asked Charlie.
"Fortunately, that chute only leads to the honey making machine on Fridays." said Mr Wonka. "After traveling through the honey-and-melted chocolate pipe, they'll be disposed in a garbage vat. But because of the honey and melted chocolate on them, they'll be like a magnet for garbage in the garbage vat. It'll be hard, but that's what you get for being bad."
"So five people get thrown into the garbage." said Kaede.
Suddenly, some music played. Some Oompa Loompas began to sing a song:"Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah deeIf you're wise you'll listen to me!Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame You know exactly Who's to blame The mother and the father Oompa Loompa doompadee dah If you're not spoilt, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee doo!"
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: A Sweet Retelling
FanfictionA fan rewrite of CATCF, adding new demises, new characters, and making the story overall better. When Charlie wins a golden ticket to the weird and wonderful Wonka Chocolate Factory, it's the chance of a lifetime to feast on the sweets he's always d...
