Flying in the Rain (OLD VERSION)

Chapter eight

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(Purah PoV) *Warning, she's LOUD.*

Purah saw the golden light blast out from hyrule castle.

"OH YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Purah cheered. " ROBBIE COME LOOK AT THIS!"

He looked up from the eggguardian thing. "I don't believe it. They did it. They actually did it!"

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Purah said.

Purah yeeted a remote bomb out the window, effectively slaying a boko.

"WHOOPSIE! SOWY!"

BLARRRGH.

Purah yoinked a random guardian wheel thing.

"I'M GOING TO HYRULE CASTLE!!!!!!!!" Purah yelled. "HAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wait what- Hey WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!" Robbie also leaped onto the guardian wheel.

Both inventors raced to Hyrule castle, Purah screaming "OH YEAH!" While Robbie screamed "OH NO!" 

"YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Robbie yelled. "I'M GOING TO CRA-"

Splash!

Water slammed into the wheel, slowing it down.

"Sorry!" Mipha called. 

"I'm okay!"Robbie almost leaped onto Purah's wheel trying to get off.

Purah grinned at them. "Did I miss anything?"

Urbosa shrugged. "Weeeeelllllllll there was that part where the blights showed up... and almost killed us, aaaand Zelda demolishing Calamity Ganon."

Purah stared at her. "WOW! I really did miss a lot!"

"You could help us rebuild?" Zelda said. "Everywhere in Hyrule is in ruins."

"Except maybe death mountain...?" Daruk suggusted. "And maybe Rito?"

Mipha nodded. "Rito's mostly fine."

"If I go back and find the Yiga running around gerudo town, I am going to find Kohga and snap his neck." Urbosa growled.

"Hey where's big bird?" Purah asked. 

"Revali?" Mipha asked, evidently trying not to blush.

Purah noticed. "Can I talk with you for a moment?" Purah grinned mischievously.

"Okay?" Mipha said.

Purah dragged into a mostly standing room.

"CONFESS! I KNOW YOU LIKE HIM!"

"No! I just! Well. I don't know okay?!" Mipha stammered.

"YOU DO LIKE HIM!"

"No stop it! No!"

"ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!"

"No!"

"CONFESS!"

"No!

"COMEON!!!!!!!!"

"No! SToP it PuRAh!"

"Mipha. I will not stop until you admit it!"

"NO! STOP IT!"

"CONFESS!"

"NO!"

"I'M GOING TO COUNT TO TEN!"

Mipha instantly paled.

"AND IF YOU DON'T ADMIT IT, I"M GOING TELL REVALI YOU LIKE HIM!"

"Oh no. Purah don't!"

"One" OwO

"Two" UwU

"Three" UwU

"Four" UwU

"Five" OwU

"OKAY STOP IT FINE I DO LIKE HIM!"

OH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"And post on the internet!" Robbie said.

"Robbie! Did you just record that?!?!?!" Mipha yelled.

"Oh my goodness. I thought I was the only evil one around here." Purah said grinning. "JK, I knew you would do that."

"HAHA!" He dabbed. "NOW I WILL SHOW DIS TO REVALI!"

"No!!! GET BACK HERE!" Mipha yelled.

"Bye!~" Robbie sang as he teleported away.

"STOP! Get over here!"

Purah laughed. "There is no stoppin' Miph, HE'S ON!"

"PURAH HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!" Mipha glared at her.

"Sowy!" Purah danced away. "Goodbye Miph!~"

"Purah get your sorry but over here or I will flood your house!" Mipha yelled.

"Buh BYE!!!!!!!"

Mipha turned and raced towards the sanctum. Purah followed sneakily.

Purah came just in time to see Robbie enter the sanctum.

"EY REVALI!" Robbie yelled. "GUESS WHAT I FOUND THAT MIPHA LIKES YO-"

Mipha's water geyser drowned his words.

"What?" Revali landed on the staircase pole.

"BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!" Robbie yelled.

Purah snickered. He looked funny with a water bubble on his face.

She stepped out. "He said that Mipha likes you!"

Mipha shot Purah a dagger glare.

"Hee hee!" Purah said. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ALIVE!!!!!!"

"GET BACK HERE!" Mipha raced after Purah.

"MWAHAHAHA!"

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Lol. I had so much fun making this chapter.

I should do this more often.

It seems so wholesome, unlike Astor's butt.

PETITION TO SLAP ASTOR'S BUTT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER ENDING (or whatever this part is called.)

Bye!

-Lynx