The exceptional liveliness on the forum almost paralyzed the server. Just as the communications department was frantically rescuing the server, a post made by 'Mighty and Majestic Rabbit' appeared soundlessly on the forum.
Mighty and Majestic Rabbit: It's my first time on this forum, but I didn't expect power, status, and rank to be the only things in the minds of so many juniors nowadays. I am extremely aggrieved about this. Why can't you let your heart be a bit purer, a bit more free?
Panda's Tail: ...
"What is this Fu Li trying to do by sending this pretentious comment? Does he think those yao cultivators haven't had enough of cursing him?"
One Cent Steamed Bun: Is OP an idiot? He even wants our hearts to be a bit purer. If you're so pure, then go back into hiding in the depths of the mountains, why run to the internet? Be frank and admit it if you don't have more than a few cents in your pockets, what are you doing talking about the heart? Who in the current times still drinks your kind of sour and stinky chicken soup?
Cat King: OP, don't lower yourself to these little yao. They've long been blinded by the flourishing humans.
Sliced Pork with Black Fungus: The cat yao upstairs, scram to the side. Talk less of all this 'flourishing' stuff. Since OP holds money and status in such contempt, do you have it?
No Need to Bring Rations: Based on OP's name and his 'regarding money as dung' attitude, he can't possibly be Fu Li daojun, who got together with Chief Zhuang after he became the Dragon Emperor, right?
The instant 'No Need to Bring Rations' put forth this suggestion, it garnered the approval of many netizens who had cursed Fu Li. The comments on the post very quickly exceeded a hundred, the majority of which were mocking Fu Li for being shameless, putting on a display of innocence after reaping the benefits, and the like. While these people were cursing, a sense of responsibility actually took root within their hearts, as if they were engaging in this unrestrained abuse for Zhuang Qing's sake.
One Cent Steamed Bun: You claim not to have gotten together with Chief Zhuang for his benefits, do you have evidence?
'Mighty and Majestic Rabbit' once again made an appearance after being cursed several hundred times on the cultivators' forum.
Mighty and Majestic Rabbit: What benefits? Are you referring to magic devices? Medicinal pills? Or money and valuables?
Sliced Pork and Black Fungus: Can you take them out?
Mighty and Majestic Rabbit: Are all of you talking about these?
'Mighty and Majestic Rabbit' then sent out many photos of magic treasures, eighteen types of magic weapons, flying boats, magic clothes, and so on.
Mighty and Majestic Rabbit: I still have plenty of these magic tools, though most of them aren't convenient to use, so I've been throwing them away.
The netizens: ...
Next, he posted countless bottles of medicinal pills.
Mighty and Majestic Rabbit: Cultivating one's moral character and heart is most important in the path of cultivation. Relying on medicinal pills to build up cultivation is not a good thing, so these medicinal pills have been lying in my Qiankun pouch untouched for a few thousand years.
All kinds of gemstones and gold followed soon after. The gold, silver, and jewels formed a mountain in the photo, glinting with an enchanting radiance.
The cultivators surrounding the post were struck dumb. For a moment, no one dared to reply to the post.
Panda's Tail: I'll be honest with you guys. I suffered an injury a few days ago and Fu Li daojun casually threw me a Replenishing Qi Pill. Do you know what mood I was in when swallowing that Replenishing Qi Pill?
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RomanceNOT my story. NOT my translation. For OFFLINE READING ONLY. - - - - - - - - - - Fu Li was a yaoguai from the countryside who had never seen the world. After entering the city, his biggest dream was to become a civil servant and leave his name in his...