Chapter 13: In The Jail House Now

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"Move to the middle!"

Toby held a sign with the number 562 and under it was N.Y. P.D or New York Police Department.

"Pose!"

Toby rolled his eyes and grumbled, "Totally not awesome-sauce,"

FLASH

"Next!"

Claire walked into the middle with a sign with 592, "Ugh,"

"Smile,"

Claire rolled her eyes, "fuck you,"

"Okay..." 

FLASH

"Next!"

Gemma walked out into the middle of the lines, her height reaching 6 '9, her horns reaching up to 7'4, her one paw held the sign with 545, "What the...?"

"Oh, spare me the 'what the hell are you'."

FLASH


"So your not gonna talk?"

Douxie!Nari sat on the table, sniffing as human senses were quite different than her own, being she stared at the human.

The officer woman facepalmed, "guess not,"

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Aaarrrgghh held bushes in his hands, covering his face, "Y'know I can still see you there, right?"

"Hm?" Ar shook his head, No."

"Wha-"

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Gemma stared at the officer, "Okay, are you going to talk?"

"..." Gem shook her head, "No."

"Okay, can you at least tell me what you are?" Holding a note book.

"An Ex-Gumm-Gumm and a Dragonfolk," 

"You-what?"

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Sammy folded her wings, her hands folded in her lap, "So what are you?"

"I'd rather not explain my life story to a detective, thank you!"

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Claire folded his arms as she flipped her head, making her white bang bounce, "Sorry, but you'll find that none of us will talk."

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Toby took off his helmet, "Okay, check this out!" holding out his hands, "There are trolls and wizards and formlings! Formlings are shapeshifters, oh! Oh! There are also Dragonfolk!" 

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Claire looked up at the lady, "...Toby said all that?"

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Toby continued, "Okay, so Jimbo, my best friend, used to be the Trollhunter. And he has a sister named Asra, Asra pretty much knew all about this stuff way before Jim! Then there is Gemma who didn't know who she really was and was mute for most of her life!"

The lady wrote it down, "I got a Warhammer out of the deal, its called Mjolnir, like from Marvel!- but Claire, she can make shadow portals!"

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Claire chucked nervously, "He said that too?"

The detective folded her arms, "...So why don't you just portal out of here?"

"Uh," Claire frowned, "I'm kinda spent?"

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"Okay, so there are three main gods! Cansu is earth and water, Sunce is sun, and Azra, - Asra is named after her- who is of the moon!"

"But yeah, being the goddess of the moon does sound boring," He held up his hands, "-but it's not! Without her there would be no place for all the dead souls to go! And ghosts would be fucking everywhere!" Toby laughed, "And if that did happen, well, prepare to need some Ghostbusters- wait I'm off track!"

"So there are these three super wizards, who care for Earth."
  

The detective deadpanned at the 17 year old.

"...That's the look my science teacher gave us! Nari's naughty by nature, Skrael's got that cool ice, and Bellrocc, ooh, watch out for that fire!"

"And I think they're mad because we screwed up the planet... Which yeah, we kinda have. They stole these Genesis Seals that lock away evil. Once the wizards get their powers together in one place, look out, end of time!" 

"-[in spooky voice] Woo! Woo!"

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Enya folded her arms, "What, don't got time for me?"

"Uh..."

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"Save it," Draal snarled in his Draco form, "I don't need you to ask me."

"Or what?"

"I'll snap your neck," He snapped.

"Big threat coming from someone in a police station,"

"I could take all of you fleshbags," He huffed, making his bullring swing.

"So, are you a warrior or something?"

"Or something?" He rolled his yellow eyes, "I am Asra Lake's mate, I am a 'warrior' if you want to call it that."

"And is this your regular form?"

"No," Draal transformed into his human form, "Is that one?"

"No..." Draal folded his arms, "My own form is a troll, my horns would scrape against the ceiling and my horns are very sensitive so I'd rather not..."

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Nari-Douxie hummed holding her flower pot, "Whoa. How you doing that?"

A flower spread from the pot, "Nature is a melody the Earth can hear."

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Claire slammed her un-armored hands on the table, "This is real! We're your only chance!"

~TIME SKIP~

Barbara, Morgana, and Merlin in FBI uniforms walked in, Merlin followed behind, grumbling; "This is so stupid." 

While Morgan rolled her eyes.

Barbara went to where the others were held, before being stopped by a chubby man with a broom mustache, "Hey, you can't go in there-!"

Morgana pulled out a FBI badge, "I'm Agent Pendragon, I'm here to take custody of the prisoners."

"Pendragon?" the detective eyed her warringly, "This...This day is just gonna get weirder isn't it-!"

"On whose authority?"

"Area 49B." Stated Barb.

"FBI, CIA!" Morgana and Barb said in unison.

"MIA. NSA. SCC." Before Barb pulled out a ID with a lady's pic on it, "And your mom."

"My mom or his?" The detective grumbled before broom-stach nervously chuckle, "My mom...?"

The broomstache guy brought out the others, "You kids, [scoffs] you're in a lot of trouble." Barb smirked.

"Grandma-?"

"We're very sorry." Smirked Draal.

"Nature is mother to us all!"

"What am I even here for?" Merlin rolled his eyes.

"Move along. Nothing to see here!" Morgan pushed away the policemen.

"Wait, you can't just-!" 

Aaarrrrgghh exclaimed, "Gotta go!" And ran for the door, smashing a MASSIVE hole through the wall.

"Holy smokes!" Exclaimed Toby, "Look what you just did!"


Sammy followed after them with the others as Draal laughed to Barb, "Thanks, Barb."

"Was that door even locked?" 

Aaarrrrgghh chuckled nervously, "Uh. No."

"Looks like you guys need a ride," Blinky smirked.

"Yep! We definitely do!"

Aaarrrgghh turned to see the policemen running after them, "DRIVE NOW!"


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