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Hiii jaco lizard,

Well obviously the main reason i decided to write this was for your birthday, but it's something i've been thinking about doing for awhile, i just couldn't think of a time to give you something like this, or how i could actually make it since you live so far away and i can't give this to you irl.

I thought it would be something sweet to show you how much i care about you because i know sometimes you need some reassurance, i wanted to make this so its something you can always come back to whenever you need it. I know it might seem like a lot to read or too much for a birthday present but its a lot more than just a birthday present.

I tried to think of things that were useful, not just telling you how much i love and care about you. since we never know what to watch, and you're always bored i decided to include those things in here too. It's been so hard not being like 'Just use my present and we'll know what to do!' or 'Here watch this!' because it's already on the list that i've made..so as per usual i'm just like 'Oh idk what to watch' but don't worry that hopefullyyyy won't last much longer.

Honestly i probably should've started writing this earlier, but if i wrote anymore you'd be like 'dannikah what the fuck' but don't you worry this isn't the end of this. Christmas is coming up and i'm gonna have to magically pull something out of my ass thats better than this because now i literally have no other ideas of what to do, i'm sure i'll eventually think of something because i'm just so amazing but for now i'm like actually all out of ideas.

I hope that you actually like this though, i know a lot of our friends have said its a cute idea but the one person i need to hear that from the most is you. This has been fun to write though, i like making things for you especially when i get to keep it a secret and tease you because you have no idea what it is. But hey! you know what it is now! no need to keep asking anymore. I know it's not anything that you guessed it was but you better like this or else.

I love you more than you'll ever possibly know and i'll continue to love you forever and ever and ever so don't think you can get rid of me that easily you bum hole (even though i know you obviously would never want to get rid of me because i'm literally the best person ever duh, besides you because you're the bestest but i suppose it doesn't really matter because we're the same person anyways). You'll always have a place in my heart no matter what.