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Hey zoom zoom!

We all know i'm actually the funniest person to ever walk this earth so i thought i'd share with you some of my obviously amazing, funny, creative and very embarrassing stories that i think would make you laugh. It's still kinda funny to me that we still don't know how long we've been together for, even though it feels like forever like has it been 8 months? has it been 3? we seriously need to figure out a date that it happened because the amount of times you've asked me out makes it impossible to decide when the first one ACTUALLY was. butttt i hope that this makes you laugh or even just puts a smile on your beautiful face!

--> Ponytail dream

Every single time i think about this it never fails to make me laugh, even though i wasn't even the one to have this dream i still think its the funniest thing ever. a ponytail??? really??? i mean thats what dream you thinks of me? i'm not sure whats funnier though, the fact that for some reason ' as a kid i had a brush but i removed the top but and turned it into a 'ponytail' and i'd stick it up my ass' or the fact that through the whole thing you were such a man whore and just kept trying to kiss me. The fact you almost slept through your alarm thinking it was 'music from the party' is hilarious to me. Actually the whole thing is beyond hilarious.

--> MSP

I wish that i still had my old MSP account OreoBeast because i would be able to find the most EMBARRASSING conversations ever, not for you but for me. I'm kinda glad that account is gone though because oh my god the amount of teasing you'd do once you'd find the old arties, movies and conversations..I honestly would never ever live that down i can't even live down the ONE arty that you decided to take a photo of on snap years and years ago so thank god one day i just decided to delete the whole account. I wish i could look at the old conversations with Katie and see the massive paragraphs she used to send me about staying away from you, as if i was gonna steal you anyways bye.

I don't know how i remember this because i can't even remember what i did this morning but i remember when we first met and i asked what your name was you wrote it like jAcOb and i remember teasing you about it, which now looking back on it i'm pretty sure that annoyed you but do i care? no. I wish i remembered more from when we first met but it was such a long time ago and after not speaking to each other for months after we first met, its kinda hard to remember things. I'm so grateful for that one day we both randomly decided to log back onto msp, at the same time, because if we hadn't logged on that day we wouldn't have started talking again and we wouldn't have the relationship that we have now.

I still think its funny that one time we both logged onto MSP, went into the skate chat room and met two people who were EXACTLY like us...yet we still lowkey shit talked them its actually scary seeing how much they acted like us though like were we really that cringe? and the fact that one girl kept changing the animations she was doing in the chat which was causing it to lag reallyyyyy gave me flashbacks to when i used to do the exact same thing, but in the og beach chat because that was the ONLY place that you would ever go.

--> Embarrassing childhood stories

Honestly, i think one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me was when Bondii and i were just outside on the trampoline and for some unknown reason we decided to play a game that consisted of us rolling around the net with our eyes closed (such a dumb idea i know but i mean..it makes sense because its us) this game was short lived though because the net of this trampoline was so old and being out in the sun 24/7 didn't really help the state of it either.

All i can remember is that one second Bondii is on the trampoline rolling around, and the next minute i open my eyes and she's no where to be seen, the only thing i can see is a GIANT hole in the net (i'm literally laughing so hard reading this i wish you were there to see this) i was SO confused but once i had realised Bondii had fallen through the net i think i actually nearly pissed myself. Jokes on me though because not long after this incident for some unknown reason we decided to play this game again and the same thing happened to me only this time Bondii was the one laughing at me.

I still remember at the very start of the year when we liked each other but didn't have the guts to tell each other (just like literally every other time we've ever liked each other). I still don't know how i thought you didn't like me considering we literally had matching profile pictures, matching bio's, started calling each other bae , you would constantly tell people you were my boyfriend, we used to joke around about being together to #prank our friends and then on top of that we made a playlist together. Bro (romantically) the amount of people that used to ask me if we were together and i'd just be like 'no! we're just friends!' no, no we are not.