I called Dulla to come get the car and pull it up to my momma house. We was finna go there after our little date or whatever.
I walked outside and see Dulla and Lele waiting for me.
"Mmcht you really had to bring Mrs Dick in the booty ass" I said mugging Lele.
"Ion take shit in the booty, you be talking bout it so much I'm starting think you a dick in the booty dick in the booty ass nigga"Lele clowned mugging me.
I palmed her forehead and pushed her back.
"Hate an in denial bitch" I said bucking at her.
"Bitch I outta woop ya ass" She said walking back ova to us.
"Mmcht anyways here's the keys to the car. Don't let Lele funky animal looking ass drive it either Nigga" I said handing over Dulla the keys.
We walked over to the track hawk I got Excend. I stayed giving them a tour and they was acting like little ass kids.
Shit I was too when she first showed me this car.
"Damn royal blue interior with her name Engraved on all the head seats" Lele gassed.
It literally took all fucking week to get these chairs customized. I had somebody bring them over and the dealership change the seats.
"Damn boi, you went all out fo Excend, but you doing it fo? Y'all fucking ? She pregnant again" Dulla said eyeing me.
"Mmcht don't play that been my lil baby, even though she don't know yet" I said talking to Dulla.
"Ouu lemme call her and tell her" Lele said pulling out her phone.
I smacked it outta her hand and snatched it from where it fell.
"You dumb found ass nigga, it's a surprise" I said shaking my head in disappointment.
"Ohh" she said surprised.
"Bae you a little slow but I still love you" Dulla said laughing. Lele just mugged him.
"Aight I put all her gifts I got earlier today in the trunk. Lele don't go look at them because knowing ya bitch ass, you'll try to show Excend." I said eyeing Lele.
"Mmcht I gotchu" She said cheesing.
With that I left and went to my crib and got dressed for this lil date. After I was dressed I went back to Excends crib.
I walked in seeing her sleep on the couch with Ny'keem in his bassinet.
"Sleepy ass" I said chuckling.
I woke her up and she looked like she was nocked.
She and Ny'keem was already ready. So we left out the house and started our way.
We were going to a roof top restaurant. The city view is hecka nice at night time.
"This mad pretty" Excend said sitting down at our table.
We sat and ate our dinner as we vibed.
It wasn't awkward at all shit. I thought it would've but me and Excend bond hecka tight.
"Say fuck you take me on a date fo" She said mugging me as she picked up Ny'keem.
"A real nigga gotta show sum love" I said smiling.
"Ion need no love, I got my son" she said kissing Ny'keem forehead.
"Ion give a fuck" I said mugging her.
"You look ugly when you make that face. Tighten up" she said mugging me.
"Fuck up duck ass nigga" I said mugging the fuck outta ha.
"Okay one gene head ass nigga" she said shaking her head.
"Mega mind ass, prolly why you never talk. To busy dealing with that big ass brain of yours" I retaliated.
"Mmcht lame ass come back but I gotta major one coming. How you got granny knees and you only 18? Can't even drop it like it's hot" she said gassing.
"Megan knees but look like a donkey mule" I said and she made a yikes face.
"Duck lip head ass nigga, I know you suck dick" she said mugging me.
"Ohh but you love theses lips. They juicy and plump huh unlike that ass. Saggy ass booty" I said mugging her.
"Them dick sucking lips? Mmh umm. Ian trynna get something. And this ass plump and fat boy. Fuck out donkey Kong" she said putting Ny'keem back down in his car seat.
"Only thing I suck on is ya pussy don't play. And lemme stop because that ass too fat" I said smirking.
She just mugged me and stuffed her face with food.
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Short little chapter 💙
