Finding Friends and Random Phone Numbers || RANBOO

+5 "okay mr. saysstuff."

- "dialogue" is Jupiter speaking
"dialogue" is Ranboo speaking
- [Action.] is an a noise coming from Jupiter's end
[Action.] is noise coming from Ranboo's end
× [Action.] is noise coming from both ends

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[ - <Incoming Call...> - ]

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[ - <Click!> - ]

"Hello?"

- "Ohthankgod-"

- "You would not BELIEVE how happy I am that you picked up."

"Is your mom really that bad?"

- "Yes. Yes she is."

"O-kay. I am not going to get into that."

- "Please."

× [Silence.]

"...so how has your day been...?"

- "What, you mean besides find Heatwaves in Simlish?"

[Laughter.]

"Yeah."

- "Well, I mean, my roommate's been out with her girlfriend all day, so I've essentially been home alone. It's like-"

- [Shuffling.]

- "-it's like 1:30PM right now, and she's been gone since at least 11, so it hasn't been too long. Good thing about being home alone is the fact that I can blast Two Trucks at full volume without getting yelled at by her. Neighbors are a different story, though."

"Two trucks? You listen to Lemon Demon?"

- "Mostly just the Spirit Phone album plus a few others, but yeah."

"Same actually."

- "Oh neat."

"Hey, wait, you mentioned having a Twitter? Or at least you deleted the app. You implied you re-download it, but I still wanted to-"

- "Yes, I still have Twitter. Why do you ask?"

"I was wondering what your account was called."

- "Oh, um-"

"If you're not comfortable with sharing it's fine! Don't feel like you have to give it to me."

- "It's fine, I'll give it to you. Just let me check to see which username I used for it, then I'll send it to you."

"Alright, cool cool."

[Bzzt!]

"Cool, thanks. Give me a second and I'll follow you."

- "Alright-"

- [Bzzt!]

- [A phone drops on a hard surface.]

"Uh, you okay?"

- "I am going to start sobbing and crying."

[Laughter.]

"Yeah? And why's that?"

- "Motherfucking shit man what the fuck."

"Ah, yes. That is certainly an answer."

- "Is that why you responded so fast when I started talking about the colours?"