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jup1t3r -> Ranboo

jup1t3r • 7:04PM
ranb
oo
you like spooky stuff right

Ranboo • 7:06PM
Yeah why?

jup1t3r • 7:08PM
okay so
in a hypothetical situation where this information is important
do you know a good way to dispose of a body
bc i know rheres the whole "dig a hole, body, put dirt on top, dead animal" kinda thing and my mom (when she wasnt a Bitch) jokingly suggested an icicle when i was like 10 and asked this question and i guess that would be a good one in some cases if you could find one thats sharp enough but like. this is set in a DESERT. there are no icicles. (and i feel like the hole thing is overused)

Ranboo • 7:10PM
Wh
Why do you need this information

jup1t3r • 7:11PM
its a HYPOTHETICAL
im writing something fir a creative writing class

Ranboo • 7:11PM
:face_with_raised_eyebrow: Idk if I believe you but okay
Have you tried scorpions??

jup1t3r • 7:12PM
oh my god hold on
ranboob ur a genius

Ranboo • 7:13PM
I'm starting to think you spend too much time with Tommy

jup1t3r • 7:13PM
in all honestly we dont but yk. i do pick up random habits from friends so ykyk

Ranboo • 7:14PM
Thats a weird habit to pick up on????? Especially from Tommy

jup1t3r • 7:15PM
yea lul
another funny thing is that. because of recent Increases In Sunlight (it is also Hot I Am Dying)
i have been Repeatedly called A Knock Off Ranboo simply bc i wear a mask and sunglasses at the same time.
:microphone: how do you feel about this king you are Ruining My Life /j

Ranboo • 7:16PM
Hoenstly
I find it funny :)

jup1t3r • 7:16PM
you are LAUGHING at my PAIN i hate it here (/j)
im going to steal your height next be careful :)

Ranboo • 7:16PM
Yeah and youre what
4'9??

jup1t3r • 7:17PM
do Not compare me to the Wattpad Y/Ns
i am Tall (6 ft something. i have not checked in a while)

Ranboo • 7:18PM
What do you put your hair in a messy bun in your free time
Are you
Did you get sold to One Direction :frowning:

jup1t3r • 7:18PM
NO
I DONT EVEN LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION /LH
also my hair is too short for that
i can barely pit it in a ponytail :'D
*pit
*PUT
fuck spelling

Ranboo • 7:19PM
I bet you have blue green hazel purple red blue orbs

jup1t3r • 7:20PM
youre KILLING me STOP /LH
my eyes are
i actually sont knwo
i usually just tell people grey tho lul
but i hate it here. maybe the twitter people will understand.
actually maybe they wont

Ranboo • 7:20PM
Are you not like other girls

jup1t3r • 7:20PM
ur so lucky ur on the other side of the country boob man otherwise you would simply Cease

Ranboo • 7:20PM
Lmao good luck getting to me
Im too tall for you to reach from your small spot below me
I am simply too powerful

jup1t3r • 7:21PM
i will buy a plane ticket
ill go to the uk
only when ur not there
and then ill go to cali
when ur not there
and then ill provably visit home or something idk
i miss my dogs :(((

Ranboo • 7:22PM
You have dogs????
Oh wait youve mentioned that before
You just seem like a cat person??

jup1t3r • 7:22PM
i HATE (/hj) CATS. they are STUPID. all they do is LIE THERE and DO NOTHING. dogs are fun. they like to go on walks with you. they are LOVING and WONT SCRATCH MY FACE. they put their head on ur lap when they want attention. they lie next to uou on ur bed when u have trouble sleeping. they r LOVLY and cats are NOT

Ranboo • 7:23PM
But have you considered
Catboys

jup1t3r • 7:23PM
omg ur right
the only kind of cat i tolerate
catboys
ranboob
have you ever considered
that u
might be a catboy

Ranboo • 7:23PM
WHY
WHY AM I A CATBOY

jup1t3r • 7:24PM
the vibes

Ranboo • 7:24PM
I DO NOT GIVE OFF CATBOY VIBES

jup1t3r • 7:24PM
only a true catboy would deny it
smh and during pride month too

Ranboo • 7:24PM
NO
IM LEAVING
I CANT DO THIS

jup1t3r • 7:25PM
bye bye catboy !! enjoy ur day !!!!!!!!!! watch out

Ranboo • 7:25PM
What does that MEAN

jup1t3r • 7:25PM
thats for me to know and you to never find out :)

Ranboo • 7:26PM
YOURE STEALING MY LORE SMILE AGAIN

jup1t3r • 7:26PM
good :)

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O june :) (@ jup1t3rsm00ns) • 10m
ranboo catboy (truth)

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-> O Ranboo (@ Ranboosaysstuff) • 8m
     WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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     O june :) (@ jup1t3rsm00ns) • 7m
     why are you a catboy

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     O blorbobeloved (@ blorbotruther) • 7m
     jupiter catboy truther??????????

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     O june :) (@ jup1t3rm00ns) • 5m
     yes

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-> O Wilbur Soot (@ WilburSoot) • 7m
     come on ranboo you cant hide from us forever

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     O Ranboo (@ Ranboosaysstuff) • 5m
     WILBUR???????

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     O june :) (@ jup1t3rsm00ns) • 4m
     accept your fate. the music man/catboy has said it himself.

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     O Ranboo (@ Ranboosaysstuff) • 2m
     WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

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     O june :) (@ jup1t3rsm00ns) • 57s
     everything

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