SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM (SMALAD MADERFAKERS)
Im Nayeon, Yoo Jeongyeon, Hirai Momo, Minatozaki Sana, Park Jihyo, and Myoui Mina are in this group conversation.
Nayeon: REMIND YA, I’M KINDA, WET RUN IT DOWN MY VAGINA
Nayeon: SLURP THAT DICK ’TIL IT CUM, SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM
Jeongyeon: Nayeon please no I am trying to sleep
Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sana: I love the CPR song more unnie
Momo: I love Cupcakke’s songs, they make me want to twerk my ass off all day
Momo: But I remember that I’m a fucking pilot
Momo: And I can’t have sex ☹️
Momo: YO DICK BRICK HARD LIKE A METAL UGH
Mina: What the fuck. She’s typing CPR’s lyrics again.
Jihyo: WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeongyeon: Okay, I’m out. I’m fucking out. It hurts being the only guy here in a friend group full of horny bitches.
Mina: I’m not a horny bitch. Only the others.
Sana: Yeah, Mina’s not a horny bitch. Just horny
Nayeon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GURL THOSE ARE FUCKING FACTS
Jihyo: I feel bad for Jeong oppa but this is so hilarious. He has no choice because he loves us 🤪
Momo: I GOT THREE HOLES FOR IT LIKE A PRETZEL UGH
Momo: TIGHT AS A VIRGIN BOY DON’T GET NERVOUS, I’M HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE
Momo: I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR, I SAVE DICK BY GIVING IT CPR YEEESSSS
Momo: PUT MY MOUTH ON IT LIKE A CPR, LET’S MAKE PORN AND WATCH IT ON VCR
Jeongyeon logged out.
Nayeon: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN’T BLAME HIM, HE HAS TO RUN HIS WHOLE ASS BUSINESS AND HE HAS TO DEAL WITH US HORNY BITCHES
Mina: Fuck off. Don’t count me in.
Sana: Damn Mina, it’s Son Chaeyoung who has a crush on you. Who wouldn’t want to be a horny bitch just for him???!?!?!???? He’s fucking rich as hell and he could also satisfy your pussy!!!!!
Mina: Weak. I can buy his fucking company anytime I want.
Mina: You already know it, right? I want to stick to being a professor to hide my family’s wealth.
Mina: If that Son Chaeyoung shoves his fucking face on me once again, I’ll take his own company away from him. Hahahaha.
Momo: That Kim Dahyun is also obvious as hell. I don’t know why he’s always at the airlines that I’m working at.
Jihyo: No one knows what company he owns, right?
Nayeon: Dahyun has lots of companies, I don’t know. . . but maybe the airlines that you’re working at is also owned by him, Momoring.
Momo: NO FUCKING WAY ON EARTH
Sana: Tzuyu bought me a yacht for 1.6 million dollars. Fucking cheap so I rejected him. It has six beds and has complete features, but fuck him. I can buy a better yacht for myself.
Nayeon: FUCK THE THREE OF YOU, ARE YOU NOT EVEN AWARE THAT THE SMC HAS BEEN CRUSHING ON YOU?!?!???
Nayeon: The three hottest dicks in Korea are after you omg
Jihyo: Nayeon stop
Momo: We don’t want them and their money, Nayeon.
Momo: We know that they only want us because of our faces.
Momo: We’re more than that, we’re not just sex objects to them.
Jihyo: What if their intentions are pure after all?
Mina: They’re SMC, what can you expect from them? They have a good reputation among many but it’s evident that they want us for their pleasure.
Mina: Fuck the SMC.
Nayeon: The SMC will fuck you
Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sensual Meal Club » dachaetzu & j-line
FanfictionThe SMC (Kim Dahyun, Son Chaeyoung, and Chou Tzuyu) are known as the three most prominent and richest CEOs of Seoul. Known for their looks, intelligence, personality, and skills, the SMC has a good reputation among many. However, their worlds will c...
