SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM (SMALAD MADERFAKERS)
9:12 pm.Nayeon: Guys
Nayeon: Hey
Nayeon: HORNY BITCHES
Jihyo: What the fuck????
Nayeon: I found something on Twitter. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mina: What is it?
Nayeon:
Nayeon: THE NUMBER OF RETWEETS GOSH 🥵🥵🥵
Momo: Damn. The SMC are really famous huh.
Sana: They look so handsome 😳
Mina: Don’t fucking tell me that you find them handsome, Sana. Yikes.
Jihyo: They’re actually handsome, Mina.
Jihyo: Not to mention that they’re rich, intelligent, and are gentlemen. Oh wow.
Nayeon: gEntLEmEn
Nayeon: Yeah they’re gentlemen then proceeds to message our Japanese girls asking them out for a cAsUaL rElAtIoNsHiP
Mina: Casual relationship my ass.
Mina: They just want to fuck.
Jeongyeon: I’m gonna go gay for them
Momo: NO
Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jihyo: I find Dahyun so handsome. His face is so innocent.
Momo: Dahyun is always asking me nicely through messages. I can get that he’s the actual gentleman among the three of them.
Sana: Tzuyu’s trying to get me by giving me fucking expensive stuff. He thinks I’m materialistic, like what the fuck? I can afford all of the things that he buy for me 🙄
Nayeon: What about Chaeyoung, Minari?????? 😉😉😉
Mina: Fucking straightforward as hell.
Mina: So straightforward that he’s willing to send me a dick pic.
Nayeon: WHAT THE FUCK 😳😳😳
Jihyo: Oh my gosh.
Sana: FUCKING REALLY?!?!???
Jeongyeon: AW MAN HELL NO
Nayeon: Are you girls sure that’s how they behave towards you?????
Nayeon: They have a very good image as good guys but. . . oh wow what the fuck they’re so wild
Jihyo: Calm down, Nayeon.
Jeongyeon: She can’t calm down, she has a crush on the SMC.
Nayeon: HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK
Momo: I have a domestic flight tomorrow, and I’m afraid Dahyun would be there at the airlines again.
Nayeon: I told you, maybe he’s owning the airline that you work at!!!
Sana: Oh gosh, Momo. You’re screwed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mina: Damn I really hate that Son Chaeyoung. He’s acting like he’s got the biggest dick in the world.
Nayeon: WHAT IF HE REALLY DOES
Mina: I don’t care.
Sana: Mina, have some fun for yourself!!! Are you even having some sex????????
Momo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
Jihyo: Gosh I hate these people
Mina: I don’t want to have sex, I want to teach.
Mina: Also, sex did something bad to me. I hate sex. Fuck sex.
Nayeon: Correction: I wanna see Chaeyoung’s dick pic but I can’t say it
Jeongyeon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sensual Meal Club » dachaetzu & j-line
FanfictionThe SMC (Kim Dahyun, Son Chaeyoung, and Chou Tzuyu) are known as the three most prominent and richest CEOs of Seoul. Known for their looks, intelligence, personality, and skills, the SMC has a good reputation among many. However, their worlds will c...