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SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM (SMALAD MADERFAKERS)
9:12 pm.

Nayeon: Guys

Nayeon: Hey

Nayeon: HORNY BITCHES

Jihyo: What the fuck????

Nayeon: I found something on Twitter. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mina: What is it?

Nayeon:

Nayeon: THE NUMBER OF RETWEETS GOSH 🥵🥵🥵

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Nayeon: THE NUMBER OF RETWEETS GOSH 🥵🥵🥵

Momo: Damn. The SMC are really famous huh.

Sana: They look so handsome 😳

Mina: Don’t fucking tell me that you find them handsome, Sana. Yikes.

Jihyo: They’re actually handsome, Mina.

Jihyo: Not to mention that they’re rich, intelligent, and are gentlemen. Oh wow.

Nayeon: gEntLEmEn

Nayeon: Yeah they’re gentlemen then proceeds to message our Japanese girls asking them out for a cAsUaL rElAtIoNsHiP

Mina: Casual relationship my ass.

Mina: They just want to fuck.

Jeongyeon: I’m gonna go gay for them

Momo: NO

Sana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jihyo: I find Dahyun so handsome. His face is so innocent.

Momo: Dahyun is always asking me nicely through messages. I can get that he’s the actual gentleman among the three of them.

Sana: Tzuyu’s trying to get me by giving me fucking expensive stuff. He thinks I’m materialistic, like what the fuck? I can afford all of the things that he buy for me 🙄

Nayeon: What about Chaeyoung, Minari?????? 😉😉😉

Mina: Fucking straightforward as hell.

Mina: So straightforward that he’s willing to send me a dick pic.

Nayeon: WHAT THE FUCK 😳😳😳

Jihyo: Oh my gosh.

Sana: FUCKING REALLY?!?!???

Jeongyeon: AW MAN HELL NO

Nayeon: Are you girls sure that’s how they behave towards you?????

Nayeon: They have a very good image as good guys but. . . oh wow what the fuck they’re so wild

Jihyo: Calm down, Nayeon.

Jeongyeon: She can’t calm down, she has a crush on the SMC.

Nayeon: HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK

Momo: I have a domestic flight tomorrow, and I’m afraid Dahyun would be there at the airlines again.

Nayeon: I told you, maybe he’s owning the airline that you work at!!!

Sana: Oh gosh, Momo. You’re screwed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mina: Damn I really hate that Son Chaeyoung. He’s acting like he’s got the biggest dick in the world.

Nayeon: WHAT IF HE REALLY DOES

Mina: I don’t care.

Sana: Mina, have some fun for yourself!!! Are you even having some sex????????

Momo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

Jihyo: Gosh I hate these people

Mina: I don’t want to have sex, I want to teach.

Mina: Also, sex did something bad to me. I hate sex. Fuck sex.

Nayeon: Correction: I wanna see Chaeyoung’s dick pic but I can’t say it

Jeongyeon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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