The smell of Gunpowder (O.C. X Various Things)

A new beginning (RWBY)

Nathan's Point Of View

So here i am... Falling through the dark purple sky littered with orbs of dead stars and a moon that could make a good circle shaped granola bar

Nathan: So how am i still alive from this? you may ask. Well it's pretty simple... I've got no fucking idea my dear reader. You see i was just sent through a portal and i'm currently falling at a rate at which i could fall through a-

I suddenly crashed through Ozpins tower of DOOOOOMMM roof

Ozpin: Hello there.

I jumped up, took a piece of pipe, did a flip and faced towards Ozpin

Nathan: General Kenobi

Ozpin: You're a brave one

Nathan: [lowers the pipe] So are you and Glynda a thing yet orr???

Ozpin: No not yet... But please do tell how you got here and how you got that piece of information

Nathan: Ok so may i have the priviledge of being your wingman?

Ozpin: i have absolutely no idea who you are... so yeah sure why not?

Nathan: OK so first you wanna write this shit down alright?

Ozpin takes out a notebook titled "Ways to Get With Glynda"

Nathan: So first you wanna ask her out. where? A gas station. What's for food? Sushi. I roofie the sushi. You then find yourself and glynda in the sewers. Why? Cause you blacked out and surprise surprise you and glynda are surrounded by fish. What kind? Horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy. The smell of the fish attracts a bear. You fight the bear in a brawl. Bear fight. Bear handed. Bear naked.

Ozpin: [stops writing] wait what does this have to do wit-

Nathan: Shush my apprentice you will soon learn. So anyways. You and Glynda ride the bear to a Chuck E. Cheese after beating him in a brawl. Keep in mind you and Glynda are still naked so you can put clothes on if you wish but that would be you being weak. You enter the establishment and see Dance Dance Recolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government therefore making it legal to make a blood ritual to make you and glynda immortal and stop ageing. Uhhh i think so.

Ozpin: So i have to overthrow the government to make a blood ritual so that i can be with Glynda till the end of time?

Nathan: Precisely!

Ozpin: I want to thank you for giveing me this knowledge. I would like to give you a Coffee mug that can hold as much hot choclate as mine. I'm giving you this cause you are the first one to actually help me.

Nathan: Don't worry ozpin. It's either this works and you habe the fish orgy or you still have a fish orgy. So either way its a win

Ozpin: I like the way you think. Would you like to be a teacher or a student here?

Nathan: A teacher would be good but my unethical ways of teaching would bring harm against this School... So how about i work as a security guard? And i get to deal with troublemakers any way i wish?