yeah it's like alot of different things im not gonna put all of them here, just know 5 things
1) This will probably be a dumpster fire of a story
2) i don't own anything except my O.C.
3) i will not be doing any lemons cause that's not what i'm into...
[A/N: ok so first things first... HOW THE HELL DID THIS STORY GET #2 IN CRUSADER?????
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There are much better crusader stories than mine and yet it's somehow #2 so anyways with that out of the way, i originally planned on killing Jess off in "Intruding on the hunt" and planned that chapter to be much longer {atleast 2000 words} but i didn't want to kill jess off and i had already postponed the chapter long enough so sorry for that, anyways please try to enjoy this Garbage]
After Nathan made another (but temperary) Crusader helmet Nathan and Jess started to look for other survivors in a city.
Jess: Nathan, can you carry me?
Nathan: No
Jess: please?
Nathan: No
Jess: {pouting and using the sacred weapon.... puppy eyes} Pwease
Nathan: No
Jess: *angy noises* can you atleast tell me when we can stop walking? We've been walking All Day!
Nathan: No
Jess: Can you say anything other than no?
A crashing sound is heard in the distance
Nathan: Did you hear that?
Jess: HAHA! You finally say something other than no!
Nathan: {putting his pointer finger infront of his lip in a 'shhhh' while whispering} Shhhh there might be zeds in there! [He points to a building]
Jess shivers at the thought of zeds and grabs her pistol which was at her waist
Jess: {whispering} You've got a point there...
Nathan sees a red cloak in the distance and starts walking to it with his katana in an offensive stance. Once he gets close enough he taps the cloaked figures shoulder causing them to turn into a bunch of......
Nathan/Jess: Rose petals?
The figure then appears behind them
Ruby: (excitedly) NATHAN?!!!?!!?!
Nathan quickly turns around and cuts off Ruby's head
Nathan: 0-0
Jess: 0-0
Nathan: Oops... Oh well it's just one universe and besides it's not like this one's sister can dimension hop!
Jess: You shouldn't Jinx it!
Nathan: What do you me-
As he was about to finish that sentence he was punched into a building causing it to collapse
Busty-Blonde Bimb-
Yang: Finish that and i'll fucking kill you
-o
Yang: YOU MOTHER FUC-
Author: Can't get me you bitch, you ain't real
So anyways...
Busty Blonde Bimbo Bitch: Did you have to make my name so long?
Author: yes
BBBB: But why?
Author: Yes
BBBB: but why?
Author: Just say your line
BBBB: Fine...
Busty Blonde Bimbo Bitch: Who the hell touched my-
She sees her sisters headless corpse and her eyes glow like a fire that has gasoline poured on it
BBBB: WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THA-
Before she could finish that sentence her head was decapitated
Nathan: Damn that hurt. And you talk WAYYYY too much. Also why the hell am i cutting peoples heads off?
Author: cause of the title and i couldn't think of anything else
Nathan/Jess: Ohhhhhhh that makes sense! Thanks Mr.Author
Author: Read the scripts
Jess: C'mon Nathan! Let's go before anything else can show up!
Nathan then starts running to catch up to her
Nathan: JESS SLOW DOWN!
Jess: {not slowing down while running} What? I can't hear you!
Nathan: {panicked} JESS STOP RUNNING
Jess: {still running} Wha-
Jess suddenly gets hit by.........
Truck-kun
Nathan: JESS!!!!!!
(End of part 1)
(Another A/N: Sorry for the short update but i might aswell post what i have for a chapter right now and just start part 2 whenever i can)
