The smell of Gunpowder (O.C. X Various Things)

Intruding on the Hunt

(A/N: Before we start this i would like to say that Watermelon's are inferior to Toast in nearly every way)

Nathan wakes up on the roof of beacon with a female dog human? cuddling him...

???: You're finally awake! Do you have the slightest idea how long it took me to wake you up?

Nathan: GAH WHAT THE FUCK? WHO ARE YOU?

He easily escapes the unknown female's grasp and get's his sword, ready to kill a bitch

???: No cursing Mister, and how could you forget your own companion?

Nathan: Terrracotta? Is that you?

???: I'm not Terracotta! I'm Jess! You know? The one who warned you of Ozprick? Anyways Do you know what today is?

Nathan: Is it the day that we Retake Jerusalem?!

Jess: No...

Nathan: Then i'm not interested...

Jess: But! You can kill cardin today!

Nathan: Aight where do i have to wait?

Jess: Don't wait somewhere obvious! Just stalk him and his team until they start bullying people! Then you can easily kill him!

Nathan: Aight you make a good point.

Jess: Can i have headpats now?

Nathan: Of course! *you start giving her headpats*

Timeskip brought to you by Nathan giving Jess headpats in the cafeteria

???: hey look at that guy giving headpats to a frea-

You summon a Desert Eagle and headshot the Unimportant Side Character who isn't cardin, causing the USC to die

Nathan: Insult me, shame on you, insult my waifu shame on me, insult my friend, and you boutta find out why guns are rateed E for everyone

I blow the smoke off the barrel and stop giving headpats to Jess causing her to pout

Nathan: Tch couldn't even handle a bullet to the head weak...

Everyone was just staring at you

Nathan: Don't worry guys! He's alive....

Everyone went back to what they were previously doing

Nathan: I think... Well anyways time to patrol the halls.... Yay.... You can use a timeskip token right now you know?

Author: But will I? No... No i won't. Net yet atleast

Nathan: Well why not? Seems like a last ditch effort to try to get 1,000 words a chapter while trying to make this awkward or something

Author: well i'm not so you can get that idea and put it right next to Squidwards hopes and dreams.

Nathan: Are you sure?

Author: absolutely. Totally not trying to get this past 400 words at the moment

And would you look at that!

Le timeskip

I currently had a sniper trained on Cardins head at the moment waiting for him to mess up

Nathan: Cmon just mess up....

Jess was currently in the mess hall with her friend until Cardin and his little gang of dumbass's came by and started pulling on Jess ears