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Ray: I Received a packaged from my mother
Norman: What is it?
Ray: It's heavy. Must be her hopes, dreams, and expectations for me.
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Norman: Ray won't come out of his room
Don: Just tell him I said something
Norman: Like what?
Don: Anything factually incorrect
Ray, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet─
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Norman: I wasn't THAT drunk last night
Ray: Well... You were flirting with me
Norman: So? We're married
Violet: You asked if Ray was single
Violet: And you almost destroyed the whole restaurant when he said no
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Emma: [Sighing] Sometimes I miss my parents...
Yuugo: You've got to put a laser pointer on your rifle
Emma: No, wait, that's not what I m─
Ray, pouring some scotch: No, let him talk Emma.
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Ray, as a kid: I can't wait 'til I'm grown and can stay up late EVERY NIGHT
Ray, age 21, crawling into bed at 6:30PM: Oh thank God
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Girl: [Sits close to Ray]
Ray: [Scoots away]
Girl: Hey, I don't bite [Smiles]
Norman, slamming his fist down on the table: I fuckin' do.
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Norman: RAY IS LOOSING LOTS OF BLOOD, QUICK WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ray: B positive
Norman, stressed: I'M TRYING
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Yuugo: I'm adopting you all
Norman: What do you mean "You all"?
Yuugo: The whole plant. Earth.
Ray: Buddy I don't think thats how it wo─
Yuugo: Don't talk back to your father, son.
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𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬
Fanfiction"𝐈 𝐯𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡..." I wrote maybe 20 oneshots, but it was a while ago and I only like one so it's the only one I'm keeping up. I hope you enjoy the single chapter, though.
