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Emma: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Gillian: Because their hands are to sm—
Ray: Because they're all dead
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Ray: Ok, how many states are there in America?
Emma: Nine!
Don: Dumbass! There's eight because Pluto isn't a thing anymore!
Ray: ...
Yuugo: If I still had the receipt, I'd return you two
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Gillian: I'll start by placing an 'A'
Emma: I'll add to your 'A' to make 'As'
Violet: I'll add to your 'As' to make 'Ass'
Ray: I'll add to your 'Ass' to make 'My Father is the biggest ass for being a dick to my mom and treating me like shit'.
Lucas: Ray, that isn't how you play the game
Ray: [Flips table]
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Ray, getting up early to make breakfast for everyone: You know what, I hate all of you
Ray, cooking rice: You all piss me off
Ray, frying eggs: So fucking annoying
Ray, setting the table: Seriously, fuck you all
Ray, as he serves the best damn breakfast: You all should just die
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Isabella: I made a human spy to defeat you
Yuugo: You fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did. Look at him, he's got anxiety
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Norman: Ask me why I love you
Ray: Is this a trap?
Norman: Just ask.
Ray: Fine, why do you lo—
Norman: [Turning on a PowerPoint presentation] I'm glad you asked!
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[Power goes out]
Ray: It's so dark damnit
Emma: ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵒʳʳʸ ᴿᵃʸ ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ
Emma: [Stomps on shoes]
Emma: [Sketchers light up]
Ray: Emma, what the fuck
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Gilda: Hey guys! What's the name of that app where you swiped to find the monsters in your area?
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𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐑𝐚𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬
Hayran Kurgu"𝐈 𝐯𝐨𝐰, 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡..." I wrote maybe 20 oneshots, but it was a while ago and I only like one so it's the only one I'm keeping up. I hope you enjoy the single chapter, though.
