Saiouma Oneshots

<3 Hat Theif

Shuichi POV:

I was running through the run down hallways of the rundown building. Chasing the one and only Kokichi Ouma. And I'm starting to actually believe he does run an evil organization. He's slippery. 

You'd think with how short his legs are it'd be easier to catch him. But dang he's fast! And just when your about to catch him he speeds up. It's crazy.

But I finally feel like I'm gaining on him. Wait... but why was I chasing him? He stole my flipping hat again! And now he's running through the hallways carrying it giggling like a child. His personalities... hard to figure out I guess you could say.

At times he acts like a little child, without any worries in the world. But at others he acts like the scariest person I've ever met. At one moment he's crying his eyes out, then the next he's smiling and back to his childish self.

And at that very moment I finally got close enough and managed to tackle him. Pinning hi m to the ground watching his giggling face fade into a more pouty face.

I took my hat off his head and put it on my own watching him start... crying? These couldn't have been real tears though. "WAHHHH SHUMAIIII GIVE IT BACKKK!" He yelled throughout the hallway. I sighed.

"Are you actually crying?" I asked. Watching his face quickly change into a smile.

"Nye-heehee! Nope! That was just a lie! It seems like you're starting to figure me out huh Shuichi?" He asked responding to my question. God I don't think I am. If anything he confuses me more. 

Then I heard a pair of footsteps coming near us. I looked up and saw Miu standing there. Then she burst out laughing as soon as she saw us. Shit. This isn't gonna be good. Of everyone of course Miu had to see us. 

After a few minutes of laughing she finally calmed herself down and ran off towards the dining hall screaming "HEY EVERYONE! IT'S CONFIRMED! SHUICHIS GAY!" I looked back down at Kokichi and saw a huge smirk on his face.

I quickly stood up feeling my face heating up quickly. I then heard a giggle come from Kokichi who also stood up. "Nye-heehee! Someones blushing~" Kokichi teased. I just sighed covering my face with my hat.

"Awww does Shumai not like mee?!" He whined alarming me a bit. I quickly moved my hat from my face to look at him. And looked like he was once again about to cry. "N-No it's not that I-!" I quickly got cut off.

The next thing I knew Kokichi kissed me. And before I even had time to react he stole my hat from my head putting it on his own once more and giggled. Running away. I could hear him shout. "Welp! That was fun! Cya Shuichi!"

And that was it. He left leaving me a flustered mess. It took me a few minutes then I finally registered what had just occurred. 

He kissed me! Kokichi just kissed me! And he took my hat again too..! God damnit! I sighed and walked off toward the library. He'll have to give it back eventually. And I think I'm too mentally exhausted to deal with him any longer.

Whenever I arrived at the library I picked up a random book and sat down starting to read. But the entire time I wasn't even aware of what I was reading at the time. All I could think about was the fact that Kokichi had kissed me...