𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆♥︎

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➪"How are you going to beat him?" one of the incubi s said "ill do it my way." you said walking back to your office to refill your flask

"OOH OOH!,why not host a concert??,a crowd would make the job so easier"

"Wow..i honestly thought you didnt have the brain to even think that,but we'll use your way " you said and drank into your flask and put your sun glasses back on.

"were doing this sooner,that lizard reject cant stand shit chance"

"can we help?"

"do whatever you want,As long as i get to shove it up his ass who hes talking to,besides.its in our geans."
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"Okayy,how the fuck are we suppose to do this" blitzo bangs his head on his office table untill a lightbulb appeared on his head

"GUYS MEETING!,GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE I HAVE A GOOD IDEA AND I DONT WANT TO LOOSE IT" he yells over his mic sending it through the speakers of the other room

Millie and moxie enter the room together with loona after them glaring at blitzo
"Did you really have to shout" she growled and sat down. "Only if neccesary "
"it wasnt even-ugh!" She gave up and just sat and scrolled through her phone

"ok ,So what if we hire some good looking fuckers to go up there and do the fucking?"
blitzo announced

"but,wouldnt that be cheating sir?,i mean theyre doing the job soo" millie shrugged

"Id rather prefer a more profesional way of handling this" moxie crossed his arms

"oh would you rather have some strangers fuck your ass UNTILL YOU WHINE LIKE A FUCKING BABY?!" blitzo grabbed moxie by the collar and pushed his eyes into moxies

"P-PLAn A it is-"
"YES indeed you ugly possum,Plan A And the only plan."

"why did you think a fuck contest would be necesary for a parking space?" Loona asked and looked up at her phone "Besides,its only a month"

"because i have no absolute idea why i said that."

"A fuck-off it is."

"um sorry but how can u fuck a person looking like.."

"LIKE WHAT?!"

"Like an imp." Loona finished

"oh my sweet sweety loona, We need to bribe stolas to give us a human disguise"
blitzo rubbed his to hands evily

"and i know just how.."

"PLEASE STOLAS,GIVE ME A HAND OVER HERE!" blitzo tried to get the book off of stolas slender hand that was stretching the book out of blitzo's reach

"You cant!,but after what happened,i do not want to get in trouble again!" "THIs ONE IS IMPORTANT,JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE" "besides i do not want you to fuck someone else" stolas rejected

"why did u think a fucking-contest would be a great idea anyways?!" "Because i had no other contest in mind"

"well Fine!" Stolas huffed "but that will be double a week "YES,now make me human!"

stolas sighed as he opened the book and casted a spell before making dust that looked like it was made of galaxy and flicked it towards blitzo who grinned and opened his arms letting the dust hit his entire body

the dust seem to explode, making the room fog

"what in the f-

"Im still a godamn imp!" "oh goodness me,miswread that hehe,my.. you look handsome tho" stolas chuckled "not that you already look handsome in bed"

"just- just fucking get it over with" blitzo facepalmed.

stolas found the page he was looking for and summoned the dust

He gave a worried look to blitzo "are you really sure this is a g-"

"HERE I COME PARKING SPACE" blitzo cut him off as he took the dust off stolas hand and smashed it into his face

the dust cleared and all of them coughed

"Now thats a look i can fuck" blitzo checked his self into a huge mirror and held out his gun pretending to shoot

"wow" luna mused "i know,beautiful right?" Blitzo asked and grinned

"you finally look less dissapointing"

his grin droped into a frown and slumped his shoulder "screw you too.."

he quickly shot out of his trance and held an evil smile

"Game on bitch."

just felt like adding this pic to adress your crew hehe .so you wont be confused on who is who シ︎
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