Chanoey Oneshots

The one with the baby on the bus

Takes place in the episode "the one with the baby on the bus" but I forget what happened then so I'm sorry if it doesn't match up to the story.

Chandler pov

"That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we want to pick up woman why don't we just go to the park and make out," he laced his voice with sarcasm, trying to hide the fact he would rather be doing that with Joey than have to pretend to be straight. "Well... would that really be so bad?" Joey said softly, kicking his foot. "Ha, ha. Nice joke joe," chandler patted Joey on the back, "seriously though there are some uh woman over there, kinda cute," he nodded towards the two obvious woman loving woman and chuckled. "Y-yeah.. okay," Joey nodded and quickly ran to get on the bus.

"So, what are you two doing out today?" The blond asked, a knowing look in her eyes. "Oh- out- we... no we're not out," Joey mumbled, "Just two heterosexual guys... you know..." Joey winked at the girls. "Oh it's okay, we understand, we won't tell anyone about you two, but between us four you two are really cute together!" She smiled and placed her arm around her obvious gf. Chandler sighed, why did Joey have to make this harder? If it weren't for his adorable smile and puppy-like eyes, maybe, just maybe he could pretend to not be gay and hopelessly in love.

Later that day

"Do you ever... I don't know, want to have a baby Joe?" Chandler whispered. The two sat in their canoe, just talking. "Yeah. I just, well the thing is chan I- well I don't think anyone would ever want to have one with me," he stood up and ran a hand down his face. "Ima go to bed now... so goodnight." "Ok. Wait." Chandler stood up in a heartbeat and grabbed Joeys hand, "Joe I can't take this any more, I know you won't feel the same way but I love you Joe, and I'm gay. I love men, I love you. If this has ruined our friendship then I'm sorry. I just- I can't keep this act up any longer, and if I'm being honest I want to know if you could possibly love me, too." Chandler wiped his eyes, feeling tears slip down his cheeks. "I'm sorry Joe." He couldn't read Joeys expression in the slightest and he hated it. "Don't be," Joey placed his hand on Chandlers cheek and brushed his thumb over the tears. "You never cease to amaze me, Chan. I thought you knew I was bi?" He laughed and gazed into his best friends eyes, before leaning in and kissing him. "And for the record, I love you too."