Chanoey Oneshots

Incorrect quotes

~Chanoey incorrect quotes and stuff~~

Joey: i think I have a crush on chandler...

Phoebe: congratulations you're officially the last one to know!

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Chandler: are you trying to seduce me?

Joey: why, are you seducible?

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Joey: I'm in love with you
Chandler: we called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork
Joey: I know
Chandler: *sweating* Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Chandler: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Joey: i wrote you a poem.
Chandler, voice breaking: You did?

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Joey: Two brooooos!
Chandler: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Joey: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Chandler:
Joey:
Chandler: *tearing up*
Joey: Babe, c'mon...
Chandler: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Joey: Babe...

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Joey: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Chandler: Wow. They sound stupid.
Joey: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just... dense.
Chandler: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Joey: I guess you're right. Hey Chandler, I love you.
Chandler: See! Just say that!
Joey: ...
Chandler: If that flies over their head then, sorry Joey, but they're too dumb for you.
Joey: Chandler.

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Chandler: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Joey: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Chandler: But you're always acting stupid?
Joey: ...
Joey: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Chandler: The first time Joey opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

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Chandler: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Joey?
Joey: Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.

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Chandler: You want some leftovers?
Joey: What are those?
Chandler: You've never had leftovers before?
Joey: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.

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Chandler: Come on, man
Joey: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Joey: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me 'man'??

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Chandler: That was so hot, Joey.
Joey: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Chandler: I'm so in love with you.

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Joey: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Chandler, singsongingy with jazz hands: But ya' didn't!

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**Disclaimer**
I own almost none of these and the ones I dont have come from an incorrect quotes generator that got them from other places too

(This is what it said on the website)
*All quotes yoinked from Tumblr, bash.org, twitter, and also suggestions from friends & users*

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