Chanoey Oneshots

TOW Monica and chandler break up pt1

A/N: I can't remember which episode this is set in but it's one where Monica and chandler are celebrating their Valentine's Day and try to make the gifts.

The colour drained from Chandlers face as Janice's voice started talking on the tape, Monica pulling away from the kiss and folding her arms.

"I can't believe you, Chandler!" She screamed, looking away from him, "I went to so much effort to make it up to you after I let you down with that sock-bunny thing, and you couldn't even be so decent as to even come clean to me about your gift!" Monica stood and glared at him.

"Now, now, Monica... I uh.. I will cook whatever you want in there," he gestured to the kitchen, "and do whatever you want in there," he finished, gesturing to their bedroom. Monica stared at him in disbelief.

"No. I'll telll you what you'll do. You are going to leave, go sleep at Joeys and give me some time to think about what to do," Monica said softly, retreating into her room leaving Chandler to kick himself out.

-time skip to  later that night-

"I mean I just can't believe it, I think we just broke up, Joe. All I did was... well actually I deserve this. let me see, I lied to her and give her a tape of my ex girlfriend professing her love to me over the top of one of her favourite songs like ever and then proceeded to try and make it better," Chandler paused, "I just don't know what to do any more man, I know it's pathetic but I just really need a hug," he looked up from his tub of ice cream to Joey and sank into the open arms that met him.

"It's gonna be alright, Chandler. Whatever happens happens, but rest assured you will not go through it alone. I'm always gonna be here for you, alright? Now c'mon let's watch some tv man," Joey stroked Chandlers hair before pulling away and leading him to his recliner.

"You can sit on the comfy couch," chandler muttered when he realised there was only one chair, "I'll just sit on the floor like the jerk I am," he mumbled.

"Now come on don't do that, now we're best friends, and so we can share a chair, right?" Joey stared at the other man, wondering if he was going too far or not. "Right?"

"Right," chandler replied, smiling. He shook his head to himself as Joey sat and he climbed into the chair on top of him. The two turned on a taped episode of Baywatch and soon fell asleep, Chandlers head resting on joeys chest, his arms wrapped around the other man.

-the next morning-

Joey had woken up a couple hours ago, both of the boys still cuddling in the barcalounger, but he knew chandler needed the sleep so he decided not to get up and wake him. He grinned at chandler and slowly ran his fingers through Chandlers hair, "I love you chan," he whispered, although chandler was asleep and didn't stir.

"OH MY GOSH!" Monica's shrill voice echoed around the room, her hand jumping up to her mouth. "What the hell is going on here!?" She stormed over to the boys, Joey panicking- she'd obviously heard what he'd said, and now chandler was awake.

"What, what?" Chandler said harshly, rubbing his eyes, then he noticed his position on Joey and scrambled to get up, Joey following.

"So what- we go through one fight and all you can do is go and cuddle with Joey!?" She shreeked.

"No, no- NO!" Chandler waved his arms around, "We fell asleep watching tv!" He draped his arm over Joeys, "there was only one chair since my other one is still over there, so we both sat in that one," his voice had risen to be very high-pitched.

"Well that doesn't explain Joey messing with your hair and saying he loved you!" Monica screamed.

Chandler looked at Joey, confused, "Uh, Mon I think I needa talk with Joe, can you give us a minute?" He glanced back at Monica in question, who seemed to realise she'd made a mistake.

"Oh no, I'm sorry Joey- I thought-" 

"It's okay, it's fine. Just go wait in the hall," Joey said softly, cutting her off.

"Joe what was that all about?" Chandler asked, cutting to the chase, "she said- she said you... love me? How uh... how long have you liked me? I didn't even know you liked men," chandler said, not in an angry way, he seems genuinely curious.

"Look man, I realised I'm bisexual like when I was 19, I just didn't know whether I should tell any of you guys- especially you, I didn't wanna lose the friendship we have, and I didn't want you to ask if I liked a guy because I don't think I could've lied to you." He paused, "I've liked you for about two years I think- probably more- but you're dating Monica now so i knew I missed my shot." He looked into Chandlers eyes for a second before blinking and then he ran to his bedroom, slamming the door.