TECHNICAL ISSUE, PLEASE READ: THE FIRST CHAPTER IS NOT THE ACTUAL FIRST CHAPTER. A glitch has scrambled the order of the chapters; I don't know if it's problem for everyone or just a mobile issue, but in any case they are numbered, so check the titl...
Blue, every time Error or Ink say something disturbing or traumatizing:
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Nightmare:
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CORE!Frisk: *tries to explain the truth to Error*
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Error in chapter 18:
Fun fact, this was also the working title of the chapter.
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Basically Nightmare and Error's first fight
Error: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Error: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Ink: Error and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Blue: *Sighing* What did Error do? Ink: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Error: Who wants a steering wheel?
Blue: I trust Ink. Dream: You think he knows what he's doing? Blue: I wouldn't go that far.
Ink: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Error: You and me!!! Ink, tearing up: Okay.
Fresh (to Frisk): I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
Error: I prevented a murder today. Blue: Really? How'd you do that? Error: self control.
Ink: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Error: Error: Ink, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Ink: *Sips chocolate from bowl*
Blue: Violence isn't the answer. Error: You're right. Blue: *sighs in relief* Error: Violence is the question. Blue: What? Error, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Blue, running after him: NO-
Ink: Error... Error: Oh no, 'Error' in b-flat. Error: You're disappointed.
Fresh: I was arrested for being too cool. Frisk: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Dream: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Nightmare: Stop romanticizing the past.
Blue: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Ink: The cow??? Blue: What? Error: Ink, W H Y?
Fresh: Change is inedible. Frisk: Don't you mean inevitable? Fresh, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Error: Ink and I don't use pet names. Blue: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Error: Honey? Ink: Yes, dear? Error: Blue: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Blue, driving Ink and Dream: So how was your day? Ink: We almost got surprise adopted! Blue: What? Dream: We almost got kidnapped. Blue: Oh, okay. Blue: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Blue: You have to apologize to my brother Error: Fine. Error: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Error: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Fresh: >:O language Ink: Yeah watch your fucking language Dream: OKAY WHO TAUGHT INK THE FUCK WORD? Frisk: 'The fuck word'. Blue: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Error: Oh my god he censored it Frisk: Say fuck, Blue. Dream: Do it, Blue. Say fuck.