xXChapter eighteenXx

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MAN. 

breaths in

BOI.

I haven't been writing in a while.. heh... yeahhhh I know... sorry 'bout that guys... I've been having a hard time in and out of school. ITS BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS. But hey. I'm back AND I'm better SO WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER CHAP? AYYY? (OKOK all of that was true except the better part >v>) RIGHT, I'LL STOP BLABBING ON. CHEERS FOR READING THIS, IF YOU DID.




Skid's pov


FINALLY at Pump's house, I joyfully knock on his door. (*knock knock knock-knock knock* Do you wanna build a snowman~? OKOK IM SORRY) No-one answered. HMMMMMMM Suspicious. Or how the kids at school like to say; sus? I think. Usually, Pump or his mom/dad would open the door. TIME TO INVESTIGATE THE MATTER >:3!!! I knock on the door, harder this time. Still no response! I was going to go back home and tell my mom before-

"BOO!" I wasn't startled AT ALL because I instantly knew who it was. "HELLO PUMP! (:D)" I smiled and hugged my buddy, and he obviously hugged back. "Heyo!" He replied, and we both pulled back after an appropriate period of time. (hehehheheheheheheh appropriate and period are funni wurds ehehehehehehehh) "So-" Pump started, "I thought we could buy some candy cans today! My mom gave me some muns :>" Pump put his hands on his hips, proudly. "OOOOOH!" I marvelled. "Your mum is very cool." I said, cool-y. Yeahhhhh still figuring that one out.. "Agreed." Pump said cool-y too. Never mind, this is totally cool. I hope. Yeah.

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Me and Pump got to the Candyclub in just seconds, normal. 

No-ones pov

For a while, the two kids just stared and the pink, shiny logo on the store. They could already smell the sweet goodness from outside. As soon as they entered the shop, they saw Ke- waiiiiit. THAT'S NOT KEVIN, THAT'S  ROBERT! Or Tall Mister Bully (TMB) As Skid and Pump called him. For some seconds, the two kids stood there, awkwardly facing him, and he, them. "Heeeeeyyyy weirdos." He spoke, casually. Pump waved to him and walked toward the counter, as Kevin acknowledged his existence by averting his eyes slightly toward Pump.

"Hello mister Kevin!" Pump greeted, ready to get his hands on some sweet, sweet candy. Kevin knew that. "Mm?" Kevin straightened his back. "What is it today? Two Candy cans, I'm guessing?" Pump nodded and practically threw his money at Kevin who just put it in the register slot (or whatever it's called <w< ) and soon came back to Skid with two large buckets of candy. He passed one to his pal, who thanked him and then the two just stood in front of tall mister bully, eating their precious candy. "Have you guys seen Roy? Or Ross?" TMB (Tall Mister Bully) scratched the back of his head. He was definitely nervous. "Nope. You shud caw him." Munched Pump, eating his candy while speaking.

 "Yeah.. about that. They both won't pick up." The three walked out of the Candyclub and just ended up waltzing off to no-where. "Man." TMB (Tall mister bully) started. "It was only a kiss. SHEESH." He crossed his hands. "Why did you put that (kiss) on (the paper) anyway?" Pump replied, and Skid nodded. "Yeah, kissing someone is a BIG deal. My mum said if you kiss someone, you Love them." "Then again, it was only a dare." Pump commented on Skid's comment that Skid commented on Pump's comment that Robert commented on- ok I'll just give up. 

"What the HELL was I even fucking thinking when I wrote that?!" TMB sighed, his arms still crossed. Skid didn't know why but he covered his mouth as soon as he realised what he said. "Sorry dudes... for swearing..." He waved his hand in front of them. "Uuuuh what's swearing????" Skid asked, and Pump continued. "And what's 'fucking'?" TMB froze, and started freaking out- well- kinda. "UUUH swearing is nothing. Actually, if you swear something you promise it. Yeah. Annnnd don't say fucking ever again. OK?!" 

Ok....

Skid and Pump just stood there. 

"Ok.." They said in sync.






SO? SO? How was it? *winks*

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