Roy's Pov
CLANG! I woke up to the banging and clanging of pots and pans. Morning already? Well, there's no better time to FINALLY get up than now, I guess.. ugh.. I hate waking up, I sulked in my head. My eyes where pierced by the sharp dart of white light hiding behind the blinds that was the sun as soon as I opened them. Ouch much. Slowly, I arose from the couch and onto my feet, steadily.
I strode into the kitchen to see what was happening. As I opened the door, i could see that a pan was on the stove, cooking an egg. Or what I assumed to be an egg, I didn't see it, just guessed at the smell and the fizzing and bubbling noises that echoed through the hollow kitchen. Ross was cooking. Nothing special, I guess. Cool. He can cook. Damn I wish I could co- I mean EASY (this is the part where you spam EZ in chat like the annoying 8-year-old) I CAN COOK. Eheh. I can't cook. My parents never taught me.
I could tell Ross noticed as I walked in because he turned my way.
"Morning sleeping beauty," He mocked.
"Morning emo boy," I retaliated, and we chuckled at each other a little.
"Nice hair," And he continued.
"Nice, uh... " I thought for a sec.. "I dunno but cut that out. It's part of having floofy hair, you're just jealous."
"lol floof." AGAIN, he mocked me.
"Ok. we get it, my hair is a bit messy now WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?"
He laughed at me and crossed his arms before flinching and.. remembering something? "Oh yeah, I'm making fried eggs- want some?" I looked toward the pan, which I walked over too as the conversation was going. Hmm.. easy enough! "Nah," I declined his offer, well, half declined his offer. "I'll make some myself!" I replied, chill. Or at least, an attempt to seem chill. How hard could it be? "You sure? I'm literally frying them now." He asked me. AGAIN. "Uh, yeah." I replied. AGAIN. "Whatever floats your boat, dude." He said and flipped the egg onto his plate, sat down on the counter, then turned toward me.
"Yeah?" I ask, confused. "Nothing, just watching the chef at work." He smiled. "What?" Yeah, I had no idea what was going on right now. " I dunno, kinda assumed you wanted to show me how to do it like a pro, so I'm listening." He finger gunned me. I was gonna tell him I didn't mean it that way but.. y'know. Kinda a wimp move so I just adjusted. "Well, good! Because I'm about to show ya!" I think I made a mistake.
How do you fry an egg?
You crack it right?
DANGIT.
HM? HAPPY? DID YOU LIKE IT? ;D I'm tired so see you next time homies, stay SAFE y'all!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!! <3
BYYYYE!
