Neutrality Order (TomBoo)

L.R. - Chapter 3

Tommy attempted to assuage himself from the loss of his smaller notebook by telling himself Ranboo must have dusted it out of spite after he left. It was still a small comfort regardless, seeing as how he only used that particular small one for miscellaneous jot-downs and nothing of immediate importance.

So it didn't occur to him that maybe having usernames and such jotted down in there might have given his nemesis a slight edge to compliment his amateur hacking skills when a private message on Tommy's student account blipped in.

your ramblings are completely illegible, you know that right?

Tommy frowned at the PM on his phone; he'd normally think it was Wilbur or even Quackity bitching at him through the account but he was at lunch and could see both students sitting around the cafeteria, neither on their phones. He wasn't even rambling right now, he was doing some of Present Mic's English reading before having to do a report. He thumbed back a reply.

I wasn't even mumbling now.

I don't think so.

Who are you?

He turned back to his reading, juggling his book, his cutlery, and his phone at once before his phone buzzed in again. He looked at it and nearly spewed out some egg when he saw a picture message of Ranboo taking a selfie with his missing notebook.

Quickly recovering his senses to avoid making a scene, he put his chopsticks down and pulled his phone closer to him, holding his breath as he tapped out a response.

WTF HOW DID YOU GET THIS ACCOUNT??!?!?!?!!?

is that many exclamation points and question marks necessary? an interrobang would have been better.

WTF.

interrobang. like ‽

I KNOW WHAT AN INTERROBANG IS THAT'S NOT WHAT IKSGAHDHDHA

Tommy had to take a minute to breathe and smother down his panic and instinctive reaction to Delaware Smash his phone to the other side of town. He took a deep breath and let it out again, turning his phone back up to him.

yeah, that makes about as much sense as your stupid ramblings.

did you seriously go to a dog park and see if any of them had quirks?

or have icy-hot hold an ice cube in both hands to see if it would melt or stay the same?

or spend THREE PAGES wondering if what's-her-names quirk would work in space or be reversed?

Why are you still reading it‽

won't lie, it's not so boring. you got any more like it?

He was NOT going to let on about his Hero Analysis books, hell no.

No.

liar.

you referenced h.a. book 2 in one of the ramblings.

Oh goddamn it.

Can you send it back or leave it somewhere for me to pick up or something? I want it back.

and i want crow father six feet under, we don't always get what we want.

You're such an asshole.

and you owe me 921 yen and my dignity back from the damn mall.

i'm seriously debating messaging your idiot friends about your hand kink.