Lightbulb and The Wizard Of Wonder-Ville [An Inanimate Insanity x BFDI Fanfic]

🦁Chapter 9🦁

(Quick warning for small mentions of bugs and spiders in this chapter!)

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As the trio continued down the road, it ended up splitting into two again. "Oh gosh, not again! Which way should we go this time?" ScareBrush asked the two girls.

"Well, I don't know. But hey, I guess they both lead to the same location, just in weird vibes. So Option one: Go in the bland boring bright Direction that looks like it goes to a dead end. Or two: Spooky Pines. The scary, dark, haunted forest that can be filled with blood sucking demons." Lightbulb said.

They both weren't sure how to answer. That is until Lightbulb had an idea. "Actually hold on for a moment, I think I have a quarter in my basket!" She said, pulling the quarter out. "Now, if it lands on heads, we go to option 1, if it lands on tails, we go for option two." Lightbulb then backed up and flipped the quarter. It didn't take long for it to land on the road, and, at least fortunately, it ended up on tails. "Alright then, decision has been decided. let's get goin" Lightbulb responded.

They all ventured into Spooky Pines. And as they expected, it was Spooky. The trees were missing their leaves.. which were on the ground. The grass seemed dead. And ect.

"This actually is quite scary, I can barely go on my skates around here! These leaves are blocking they way!" Tin-Tube complained.

"Mhm." ScareBrush said. Then randomly, they heard a noise in the distance.

"The he-" Tin-Tube was about to say, that is until she saw a huge spider web in front of her, causing her to jump back. "Seriously? A spider web?" ScareBrush asked. "I was expecting a bit worse." Lightbulb replied. The three then started to venture off again. The noises grew louder as they walked, and there were a few weird bugs on the ground too. At that point the noises weren't even scary anymore. They were just annoying.
"Alright, this is getting agitating! What is in this place?" Tin-Tube demanded to know. The trio turned around to see a thing that looked a lot like.. Knife? But in some weird mutated-spider like appearance. There were also several other spiders crawling across the yellow glitter road.

"It was me. I was the one making all that noise." He blatantly told the three as they just blankly stared at him. They then started backing away before finally running off from whatever they just saw. They were also screaming too. "What's their problem?" Knife then asked himself.

After a few short seconds, ScareBrush and Lightbulb stopped running, but despite her rusted condition, Tin-Tube's skates wouldn't stop rolling across the road. She was unable to stop them. "Guys help me! My skates are going out of control!" She yelled. ScareBrush looked confused as they (along with Lightbulb) started running after her.
"Don't you have a toe stopper on your skates?!" ScareBrush yelled. "I wish I did, but I don't!!" Tin-Tube replied to them. ScareBrush sighed as they continued chasing after her. But she eventually came across a rock in the middle of the road and tripped on that, putting a stop to her crazy skates.

"OH SHI-" Tin-Tube yelled as she was about to fall, until she was caught by... someone. Or something.

"Are you okay?" It asked. "Well, i guess so- AH! A LION!!" Tin-Tube screamed.

Turns out it was Fan, ironically, as a lion. With the light brown tail and everything else- And to top it all off, a lil red bow ontop.

"Uh-" He said.

Tin-Tube quickly but carefully got up, and rose up her axe. "STAY BACK! I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO USE THIS JUST DON'T HURT ME OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU GUYS DO!"

*DRAWING IS VERY OLD! It will be replaced soon!*

"ACK WHAT IS THAT?!-" he panicked as he quickly ran to a nearby tree in the corner. "GET THAT PIECE OF DEATH OUTTA MY FACE." He screamed again. "Wait- What?" Tin-Tube looked in confusion, as she set down her axe.

"Sorry, I'm not a big fan of sharp objects." he said again, getting out of his hiding spot. "Oh. But you are a lion right? Aren't you scared of nothing??" She asked. "Well yes and no. I can only scare away random objects that stumble in here, but when it comes to other stuff that I'm not familiar with, like Spider-Knife, the other weird insects in here and also your axe, it's sort of hard to put up a fight, confessionally at least." He fully explained.

"Really?" Tin-Tube asked. "Yes!" He answered again.

Tin-Tube went over to the lion and slightly touched him with the end of her axe. "ACK-" He slightly yelled. "Geez. You weren't kidding." Tin-Tube said.

Lightbulb and ScareBrush then came into the scene. "Yeah, what she said." Said ScareBrush.

"Wait, who Are you guys?" He asked. Lightbulb then sparked up again.
"Well hey, I'm Lightbulb! This is ScareBrush, This is my pet Baxter and that's Tin-Tube! What's your name by the way?" She asked the lion.

"Well hi Lightbulb, ScareBrush and Tin-Tube. My name is Fani-Lion. What are you guys doing in the pines?" Fani-Lion asked.
"We're going to the Emerald hotel to meet the wizard!" Lightbulb said.

"Seriously?" He asked. Lightbulb nodded. "You know, you kinda remind me of someone from back in my real home. His name is Fan and he is a bit of a *Fan* of our old show! He also owns a phone, but then it got broken and he was given a new one by his friend! Who's also kind of like Tin-Tube." Lightbulb told him.

"..What's a phone?" Fani-Lion asked.

"You don't know? Well, it's a little hunk of technology that lets you do whatever you want on it! You can even get this thing called social media, and there's a chance you can get famous on it!" Lightbulb said.

"Wait, "famous"? Heh, reminds me of how, "not famous" i am here." Fani-Lion said. Tin-Tube looked at him. "What makes you say that?"

"Well, it's kinda becuz how easily scared I get around here for the smallest things. Most people think I'm a bit of a quote on quote wimp. Mainly the wicked Yin. He's a bit on the sassy side. I also had some of the Lils try to beat me up for lunch money. So basically sometimes i wish for popularity around Wonder-Ville. And i guess a phone.. not really but yeah." Fani-Lion said.

"Well, why don't you come with us to the Emerald Hotel? I think the wizard would help you get what you want!" Tin-Tube said.

"Really? That sounds awesome!" He said, fixing up his bow.

"Yeah- So just come along with us and you can have your desires come true!" Tin-Tube told Fani-Lion as she started shaking on her skates again. Fani-Lion then helped her stay still as Lightbulb and ScareBrush watched. "Heh, thanks for that!" Tin-Tube said. "Eh, it's the least I can do. Even after you almost threatened me with that scary axe-" Fani-Lion replied. "Oh yea.. sorry about that." Tin-Tube awkwardly apologized. Fani-Lion nodded.

"Alright guys! Let's get goin!" Lightbulb said As they all finally went off.

Although...