Shi-Jian

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"BOOOOM BOOOOOOM!" The Mad Titan hurled out a powerful barrage of punches as Hanzo was forced to whirl his blade forth, blocking the attacks, sparks radiating from the flat of his blade as his feet skidded back. 

"Your strength is that of a human." the Titan said as Hanzo skidded back. "But when you block, it is as if I am hitting an endlessly dense wall. How intriguing. Your swordsmanship is so skilled it breaks the normal laws of physics through its pure dedication. Its rare that I ever got to fight a warrior like you."

Hanzo grinned wildly... "Eh! Its rare I get to fight so much strength packed into so much violent skill as well. You ain't half bad. Hell yer kinda crazy yourself.." 

"Not crazy.." said the Titan with a smirk as he popped his knuckles with a flex of his fingers. "Mad.."

"POW POW POW!!" 

The Titan tilted his head out of the way as multiple bullets suddenly appeared in mid air where his skull would've been moments before, having phased through timelines. 

"Wait!" growled Shi- Jian as he appeared in a flash of time warp speed, adjusting his belt with another hand. "That quote! I  know that quote!! As if.. from an animated spinoff! That purple face.. that strength. The way ya kind of look like a well known celebrity whose name starts with a J!"

"Finally.. I suppose you recognize me." said the Titan with a grin. 

"YOU'RE.. HANDSOME SQUIDWARD!" roared Shi-Jian.

'Handsome Squidward's' grin disappeared. "Oh dear god.. is your friend an absolute idio-!?"

"DAMN It really DOES look like Handsome Squidward!" roared Hanzo. "Hahahaha! Who knew a MEME would have so much fighting power!"

"I'M THANOS!" roared Handsome Squidward. "The Mad Titan! In this world I'm such a famous movie character that there are a billion references around me!! I can't believe you fools aren't even bothering to-."

"SHUT UP HANDSOME SQUIDWARD!" roared Shi-Jian. "YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE JOSH BROLIN!!"

"Actually he does look a bit like Josh Brolin." said Hanzo. 

"BUT HE'S BALD!" roared Shi-Jian. 

"Yeah, but like Bald Josh Brolin." said Hanzo.  "Don't look at me man, I never watched Avengers."

"Me neither." said Shi-Jian with a shrug. 

Thanos sighed as he popped his neck and flexed his muscles. "Tsk. Imagine my absolute abhorrence when I came to this world first, realizing that everywhere I went, others would regard me as some cosplayer. But this humiliation, it's beyond my patience.."

Thanos hurled up his fist and he grinned wildly. "But on the other hand, the two of you have proven a lot less boring than the fools I had to fight against back in my Radiant War. Only one other contestant, Altair  (yes.. Re:Creators Altair) .. ever proved worthy to fight me. In a way we were both similar.. filled with purpose. Purpose to save our families.. regret for what we had done to the world.. 

A massive golden gauntlet suddenly appeared in a flash of light on Thanos's fist as six glowing different colored stones erupted into being upon slots in the gauntlet. 

Hanzo narrowed his eyes. "Shit.. the ki coming from those rocks. Oi!  Time Boy! This ain't looking good! That power ain't normal!"

"You're telling me!" growled Shi-Jian. "That green rock over there is at least 600 violations of the Temporal Regulations Subsection 12 B, if he was back in my world, he'd be held without bail or even chance for a trial!"

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