*Dreams breaking down scene in 'The truth spills out'*
Techno: This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
Me: EVERY TIME TECHO, WHY?!
Phil & Dream: *Laughing*
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Reporter: How do you keep up with these guys, it's incredible!
Me: Coffee and Philza Minecraft
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Techno: *Trips and falls down the stairs*
Me, calmly sitting in a chair, typing future idea's for this fic: Karma for ruining 'The truth spills out' scene so many times
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Me: listen up everyone, there's been a change in pace, everyone is going to be hybrids now!
Everyone: *Complaining*
Me: I CAN MAKE EVERYONE WEAR FUR SUITS!
Everyone: That's a great Idea! T-T
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Phhil: I'M CRAFTING A BELT
Tommy: I'm watching my tone, nana
Techno: I anit talkin' back, no
Me: Why?
Wilbur: Cause Imma get thrown, nana
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Me: Who here is Gen Z?
Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, Dream and Techno: *Raises hand*
Me: Same :D
Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, Dream and Techno: :D
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Me: My favorites?
Wilbur: Yea!
Me: I don't have favorites
Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Purpled, Dream, Techno, and Phil: *Breathes*
Me: Never mind
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Me: I finally fixed my sleep schedule :D
Also Me: Time to ruin my newly fixed sleep schedule
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Me: Hmmm, there needs to be more drama......
Dream: What if I wore a skirt?
Me: This is why you're the ultimate favorite
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Here, have this while I think about how I write the next chapter
Also, just to be clear here who's dream smp character I'm an apologist for, here:
Apologist: C!Tommy, C!Tubbo, C!Ranboo, C!Slimecicle, C!Sapnap, C!Fundy, C!Eret, C!Puffy, and C!Foolish
Neutral: C!Philza, C!Quackity, C!Ponk, C!George, C!Badboyhalo, C!Punz, C!Skeppy, C!Niki, C!Karl, C!Connor, C!Antfrost, and C!Hannah
Not an apologist: C!Dream, C!Techno, C!Wilbur, C!Purpled, C!Jchlatt, and C!Jack
This is just who I apologise for, you can be an apologist for who you want on this list, just be respectful
But anyways
I hope you've enjoyed this chapter, pls go eat or drink water, sleep if you need to, and overall take care of yourself
Bye!
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