red vs blue season 1 male oc

Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Sheila's turret is pointed at Grif, then it turns to Simmons and Alex .

Grif: Why is it just sitting there?

Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.

Alex:  did you have to hit me

Simmons:yes so just wait

Alex:(grumbles ) you didn't have to hit me so hard

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.

Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay, that's more a switch than a button...

Sheila: (in the background) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures-

Cut to Simmons and Grif.

Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...

Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?

Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.

Grif: Okay, okay. On three.

Alex: ok 

Alex and Grif nod at each other 

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Caboose: Here! (click)

Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Ready?

Cut to Sheila's HUD.

Sheila: Acquiring target.

Cut to Church and Tucker.

Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.

Cut to Simmons Grif and Alex . Grif  and Alex are backing away.

Simmons: One...

Grif turns around and starts running away. The view cuts to Sheila's HUD, her crosshair following Grif.

Alex: Simmons fucking run 

Alex runs after Grif 

Sheila: Target acquired.

Cut to Grif and Alex  running.

Grif: (panting heavily) Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...

Alex: (gasping) Fuck fuck 

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Two...

Cut to Sheila's HUD locking onto Grif.

Sheila: Target locked.

Cut to Church running toward the Warthog. He's panting loudly.

Cut to Simmons.

Simmons: Three! (turns around and sees Grif and Alex  running away) Oh, you back-stabbing fucks.

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Sheila fires and blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif.