Last One Out, Hit the Lights

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welp the end the last episode i know i missed one episode. I might come  back and add it in latter an small acsedent but not a big one welp lets begine with the season final   

 pans up to reveal Grif  Alex and Simmons standing atop Red Base. Lopez is visible in the background.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever, wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Alex: wait did we already talk about this it feels like we did.

Grif:  Probably but I don't care.

Church possesses Lopez.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

They turn to look at him.

Grif: I don't care.

Alex:  you are the one who knows robots not us 

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh.. you okay, man?

Church as Lopez: Aye, muchachos, necesito darles...... un aviso

[ Guys, I need to give... you a... warning...]

Church: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!   

[What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!]

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Alex:  ya 

Church: ¡No, no, escuchame! ¡La bruja los va a matar! ¡Ella está trabajando en el tanque!

[ No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!]

Cut to Tucker WIll and Caboose overlooking Tex who is still working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Caboose, Wil, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh! Oh! Oh! Tucker, please! Please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Will:  (to Tucker)  Tucker just let Caboose do it so he will shut up 

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. (turns on radio) Calling Church. Come in, Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Will:  What the hell Caboos are you ok

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

 Will:  no you clearly told us your name was Caboose I recorded it.

Tucker: Why didn't you correct us?

Caboose: Because I didn't want to be difficult. (turns on radio... again) Come in, Private Church. Do you copy? Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church: (over radio) ¡Caboose! ¡Nadie aquí está escuchando mí! ¡No mas puedo hablar español!

Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!]

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