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Bad Buddy Insert 06-The Perfectionist vs The Whatevernist

Pran: No.

Pat: Why not!? I am your boyfriend now so please na, na, na, na, pweety please? I'll kiss you all night.

Pran: Pat, stop kissing my neck and your hands are all over. So what if I am your boyfriend? You want your own milkshake, you make your own shake.

Pat: But it's yummier when you make it, so please?

Pran: .....

Pat: I'm making my best puppy eyes now so please? You make food better than me anyway.

Pran: Oh so you finally admit my cooking is better?

Pat: Yes babe, anything you want. Please make me a chicken breast banana chocolate almond milk smoothie please?

Pran: Ur, fine. But you are buying everything, prepping everything and cleaning up after everything ok?

Pat: Ok.

Pran: And you follow my instructions to the letter.

Pat: Huh, you are writing me a letter?

Pran: Never mind. Off you go to shopping. I'll get the tools ready.

Pat: Yes baby!

Hours later...

Pran: Argh! What are you doing!?

Pat: Cutting chicken breast meat into cubes?

Pran: NONE of them are symmetrical of my god! Never mind, I'll cut it. You peel the banana.

Pat: Ok. Peel banananana, banananana...

Pran: PAT! How is it that you break the banana in the middle before you peel the skin!? Oh lord, who taught you to do this?

Pat: Well I used to share bananas with Pa so it's a habit I guess, it's all the same see? Just break in the middle and peel off and chuck into the blender, tadaa!

Pran: And you get mush on your hands, eww. Wait, aren't you going to break the banana into smaller pieces?

Pat: Nope. Lazy.

Pran: What the, it will be easier for the blender to blend!

Pat: But the blender will blend for me, no problem, hey, why you sound grumpy?

Pran: Pat, the whole point of cutting to smaller pieces before blending is to have finer smoothie texture! Haven't you done this before? Goodness! No, I can't take this. Take a knife and cute it to smaller pieces, now.

Pat: But babe...

Pran: NOW.

Pat: Ok babe. Next we put in the almond milk right?

Pran: According to the recipe yes. So pour it in. Wait, what are you doing?

Pat: Pouring in almond milk?

Pran: Recipe says 200ml of milk. How would you measure?

Pat: Umm...eyeballing it?

Pran: Do you think I would allow that?

Pat: Umm, no?

Pran: Good, get the measuring cup, top cupboard to the left.

Pat: Ok babe... ok, got 200ml of almond milk, no more, no less, perfect. Now for the cocoa powder, let's see. I like chocolate so more-

Pran: ARGH! What are you doing?

Pat: Adding cocoa powder?

Pran: Heck no! Blend the damn thing first!

Pat: But the recipe says a dash of cocoa powder....

Pran: Blend the damn thing, now. Why do you put in the cocoa powder when you don't even have a mixture yet to adjust? Push the button now!

Pat: Ok, here we go! Wheee~

Pran: Oh my god Pat, start from the lowest setting and why are you shaking the blender violently?

Pat: I see Pa do this.

Pran: Don't believe you. You are winging this.

Pat: I am. Did you smell something like burnt? Oops, I think I shook the machine too hard, ahaha.

Pran: If you spoil this blender, then you are replacing it with your money.

Pat: Khrub! Don't worry about money, I can buy a much blender as I destroy them.

Pran: That's wasteful. Any way quickly now, add the cocoa powder....what are you doing?

Pat: Removing the lid to add the cocoa powder?

Pran: Did you notice there's a hole in the lid?

Pat: Oh yeah...

Pran: You can open this smaller lid and put the powder in you know.

Pat: Wow, I didn't know that.

Pran: Never mind. In the blender the cocoa powder please. Now blend, the lowest setting.

Pat: Ok! Wow, cooking with you is so fun!

Pran: Fun for you, stressful for me.

Pat: Ou, why?

Pran: My perfectionism cant stand your whatevernism.

Pat: Awww but you love me all the same don't you?

Pran: Unfortunately for me and luckily for you, yeah, I do.

Pat: I love you too. Chicken breast chocolate almond milk smoothie. You want?

Pran: Nope, clean this up after you are done. I'm going to take a shower.

Pat: Hey, I want to take a shower with you too!

Pran: NOPE, no way, uh-uh, big capital N-O.

Pat: Ou, why not?

Pran: Don't need you to show me which pubic hair of yours are still stuck on the walls, it's disgusting.

Pat: Yeah but you love me all the same right?

Pran: URGH! Unfortunately for me and luckily for you, yeah, I still do.

Pat: Love you too Pran!

Pran: Shut up and drink that urgh looking thing. Clean up after.

Pat: Khrub!

After Pran finishes shower and came out to see the kitchen still in a mess why Pat busy napping on the couch....

Pran: ARGHHHHHH!

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Yukichi's Notes: I have to come across this cute live where Nanon is trying to teach Ohm how to make chicken breast chocolate almond milk smoothie with Nanon nagging Ohm all the way. Cute.