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Lipstick Stain 

T-Rex: Hello every Ps in the room. My name is T-Rex. I'm a psychology student studying human behavior. With permission from P'Kong, I'll be collecting all of your answers from the UTA team based on a scenario given for my study research. There is no right or wrong answers, so feel free to interpret and answer as you seem fit. The scenario is: Shit, my wifey found a lipstick stain on my shirt, what should I do and what do you think will happen to me? Please explain.  

Pik: What do you think will happen to me? It's just a lipstick stain for goodness sake. Probably I got it by some accident brushing against someone but then again, Rome will pout so I guess I should explain it properly to him but if that doesn't work, bring him to a cat cafe or something. I can't stand it when Rome cries so yeah, anything to stop Rome from crying. 

In: First of all, I will do everything to prevent this from even happening. You don't know how scary Sunn can be. Unless it is Ainam or Peach the only two girls we know closely in our lives making those lipstick stains, I don't think I will get off any hook so yeah, prevention is better than fixing anything later. No lipstick stains on me, ever, nope, nope. I wanna hug and kiss him still. 

Tee: Lipstick stain? On my shirt? My mother always lecture me never to get stains on my shirts. Anyway, I don't think any of my friends are silly enough to do those things to me. Wait, I think I remembered about lipstick stains. It was Mork the one staining my shirt with lipstick stains. We were making red velvet cupcakes and he decided it's fun to play with the red food coloring pretending it to be lip tints. Yeah, that's the only time. 

Pete: Huh, if I get lipsticks on my shirt now and get home? I think my outcome is only two. Either Kao ignore the ass out of me or punch the ass out of me, depending on his mood. If it comes to those two only options, I rather he punches me and we fight about it until we have some hot make-up sex. Kao ignoring me is the worst. I hate it when he ain't looking at me and smiling at me. Wa-wait I'm cheesy? So what? Next! 

Kong: Ou, lipstick on my shirts will be bad. I should note somewhere not to mix stained clothes with P'Arthit's white working shirts. Sorry, off topic but I don't work with a lot of female colleagues or have that many female friends which will increase the chances of lipstick staining my shirts so I think I should do fine for now but if it does happen, I will be very truthful to P'Arthit. Wait, what if P'Arthit get stains on his shirt? Hmmm...I guess I have to think about how to use that to my advantage, I mean, to listen to P'Arthit's reasons of course *winks handsomely*

Khai: Lipstick stains on me is so yesterday! Now I have a wife who loves me so much and I love so much, NOTHING can come between us. Any lipstick stain that happens on me will definitely be an accident, for sure, 200%. I'm sure if I can explain my side of the story properly to my wifey, my wifey will get it. I love my wifey! My wifey is really too understand, and cute. 

Aun: Too and I are in a mature adult relationship, not going to let some little pigmented paint get between us. We rarely even fight even though we are dating for so long so I would say, even if I get stains on me, he wouldn't be mad and I will be fine as long I trust myself to not do anything to betray his trust. Our foundation I say, is pretty strong. 

Wai: Umm...the last time that idiot Kluay teamed up with Put and Sung to play tricks on me by kissing my school shirt with Pan's lipstick during school festival. Thank god it happened when Apo was with me or I would have to sleep on the floor for a week! Do you know how difficult it is to be an athlete and have to sleep on the floor for a week AND go without food your wife cooks for a week when he ignores you? The three monkeys were lucky I needed co-senior coaches or I would have expelled their asses. 

Kluay: Excuse me but ummm....what are lipstick stains? Do you mean the time I took Pan's lipstick and draw on the club room mirror or me putting lipstick on and then go round kissing everyone? 

Sarawat: Lip stick stains on me? Dream on. Will never happen. Wait, unless it's Tine putting those stains on me. I'll probably frame it then as a memorabilia. If Tine comes home with lipstick on his shirts, his body will be under my mercy and the bitch or bastard who put that stain on MY Tine, well let's just say, sometimes, weird things can happen to people who touches other people's property or family or loved ones unnecessarily so yeah, they should be more careful. 

Man: I do all the laundry in the house. Sometimes my bitch female classmates accidently leave stains on my shirt when they come too near or hug me, I don't mind but I don't want P'Type to worry about all that so of course I get rid of those shirts. Usually I try to wash them but if the stains don't come out, chuck it. Destroy the evidence man. Not saying P'Type is the jealous type but I prefer not to risk it. 

Phukong: I don't think P'Mil will be upset thinking about me getting lipstick stains. It is ME getting upset seeing all those girls STILL all over my man even after we start dating. Hello, can't those girls be any more sensitive? Wait, I have to think how to react if P'Mil comes back with lipstick stains instead. 

Dim: Let me just put it in the easiest way to understand possible. My shirt are off limits to any other lips but my wife's. I'm saying this because I love my wife and because I do think it's good to clear off with anyone having their eyes on me, I know I am handsome but also because, my wife has a fruit knife and he wouldn't hesitate to apply it on my little brother. And I still want to keep my little brother, simple. Get?

-Aftermath-

T-Rex: Thank you every P's for your cooperation today, I really appreciate your answers, there are good materials for me to study with. Before I leave, is there any other questions for me? 

Khai: Me! Why are you so cute!? 

T-Rex: Thank you, most probably genes. 

Khai: Ou, that's not a question, it's an expression ja! My question is, how did the UBA members answer? Share some of their answers please! 

T-Rex: Aww P, due to confidentiality issue, I can't really do that. 

Khai: But surely, you can share some without mentioning name, just general answers ok? 

T-Rex: Ok, maybe a little bit. Majority of the members are kind in the sense they are willing to listen to their spouses but of course, there are at least two of them who are looking to go to extreme methods if their spouse came home with questionable stains. 

Khai: Ou, how questionable? 

T-Rex: Hmmm....the possibility of ending your genes questionable methods. So sorry P, I have to run na, thank you so much for your help. *Wais and runs off*

Khai: Ho ho, I think he must be meaning P'Dim or Pete or Pik na. 

Kong: Khai, let's not speculate too much. Let's pack up and go home. 

Khai: Ok. Thank god for my awesome wife. 

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Yukichi's Note: I really like the special episode for Theory Of Love. Wished they put in Too and Aun too but not expecting too much.