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Imaginary Couple Series (Pete x Third)
Pete: So, what do you want to do?
Third: Not sure. Do you have anything you want to do? We have an hour.
Pete: How the hell I know? Not like I want to be here anyway.
Third: ...
Pete: Ou, why are you so quiet? Are you scared of me?
Third: No. I am just thinking about my characters for my script.
Pete: Ou, you are thinking about work when we are supposed to be doing this speed dating thing?
Third: Well, I see why not since you obviously don't seem to want to be here anyway.
Pete: That's very rude of you.
Third: Not as rude and as ass as you are.
Pete: What? You little- *stands up*
Third: *Calmly stares at Pete* You wanna hit me?
Pete: *Stops himself from grabbing Third's shirt and sits down* No. I don't hit other people's man.
Third: Gentleman.
Pete: Of course.
Third: It's supposed to be sarcasm but I doubt you can comprehend that.
Pete: What comprehend? Don't you use all big words like that to show you are a smarty shirt and all.
Third: Smartypants. Never mind. Now I see why you and Khai are in the running for that award.
Pete: Huh? What award?
Third: Never mind. Can I ask you something?
Pete: What?
Third: Are you always this ass rude or you just pretend to be one most the time?
Pete: Excuse me, do you want a firm beating?
Third: You don't scare me. I survived Khai and I have two other assholes who can fight as best friends. So, are you?
Pete: I'm not an ass rude. Everyone just thinks I am, even Kao.
Third: Then why can't you be just nice to everyone?
Pete: I...well, I'm not an asshole. It's just the way I show how I feel is, fast-paced and a little loud. My actions are loud and I like to do things fast. That doesn't mean I don't care or is being mean.
Third: I see, so you do care about people but it's just the way you do it is loud and usually fast. So you are a tsundere type then who can't tell people honestly about their feelings.
Pete: What's a tsundere? Are you like cursing me?
Third: Never mind, it's Japanese. A tsundere is...someone who doesn't show they care when they care and always just masks it so sometimes it does sounds like they don't care but they actually do. Usually, people who behaves like this get hurt easily and also hurt other people easily. Get?
Pete: Huh?
Third: Never mind. Let me give you an example. Which one sounds like you more? One, I want to kiss, let me kiss you OR two, it's not me who wants to kiss you but because you look like you want a kiss so I'll just kiss you, you are totally troublesome.
Pete: Hmmm....two?
Third: Of course.
Pete: Wait, what? What's the meaning of all this?
Third: Never mind, do you mind if I use you as a reference for a character in my new script for a movie pitch?
Pete: Wow, me, as a movie character? Yeah?! Is he the lead?
Third: Well kinda.
Pete: Ou, what is the movie about?
Third: It's about a poor guy who has to date an asshole boyfriend who broke his heart. Then the poor guy goes about a 360-degree change and stops loving the asshole boyfriend. The asshole boyfriend realizes he is in love with the poor guy and tries to win him back.
Pete: Ou, isn't that story already out in the market?
Third: No, there is a plot twist.
Pete: Ou?
Third: The poor guy was so heartbroken he went mental and decides to kill the asshole boyfriend. It's a horror slasher movie.
Pete: And my character is the poor guy?
Third: No, you think too highly of yourself. You are the reference for the asshole boyfriend who gets killed in the end.
Pete: Ou, how can you kill a lead in the movie?!
Third: Of course I can. Leads don't always survive, not especially if they are assholes.
Pete: Hey, I don't allow you to use me as a character reference then.
Third: Ok, not a big deal. I already have a candidate for reference.
Pete: Who?
Third: Khai. You have no idea how many scripts where I wrote the characters based off him.
Pete: Do they all die?
Third: Depends on his behavior at that time. Anyway, I do think you could try to be nice to everyone. It's not that hard.
Pete: Hey, I can't change who I am. Kao loves me for who I am.
Third: Thank god I am not the one dating you for real then. I would have dumped you in a heartbeat.
Pete: Too bad Kao loves me. Thank god I am not dating you to either. You are a nasty straight forward.
Third: I know. I was a former Savage Gang member and the most savage in verbal fights. Yeah. Anyway, nice meeting you. I have to go write my stuff.
Pete: Hey, you gonna leave me? Our time's not up yet.
Third: Well, I guess you can jack off to pass time then, I gotta concentrate. See ya. Send my regards to P'Kao. Wait, need not. I'll see him soon anyway for gossip sessions. Goodbye P'Pete.
Pete: Ou...
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Author's Note: Hmmm....Third, can he be this savage? I feel like he could. Pete turned out way dumber than I want him to be. Sorry. Moving on. Who's next?!
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