Our Skyy-A Collection

Our Skyy 94-New Member

Our Skyy Snippet

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New Member

Chonlathee: Hello Ps! My name is Chonlathee. I am very happy to meet everyone here at the club!

Rome: Oh hello! Oh my god you are so cute, you have bowl cute hair. Very 60s.

Chonlathee: Thank you! I love my hair too khrub!

Kao: Mork, did you know this guy? Where did you two meet?

Mork: I don't know this guy, he was lurking outside and look so dumb so I brought him in. If you guys want, I can send him to lost and found.

Arthit: Ou, I thought this a new member looking to join UBA. Perhaps we are wrong. So sorry Khun.

Chonlathee: No, no, P, I want to join UBA. I heard about through rumors there is this wonderful club from Fong, a cousin of mine.

Arthit: Lovely, I guess welcome to the club then. I am Arthit, president of the club.

Rome: I am Rome! I take care of the money but I am better in taking photos or making coffee.

Mork: I am dork, I mean, MORK, the mood maker of the group. I like to laugh, ahahahah!

Chonlathee: Hello! I like to laugh too! We can laugh together.

Third: So, can you please fill in the form and sign here and here and here and your registration fee is 1000 baht for a year. You get one complementary drink every week and extra two shots if you are pissed or upset or feel like killing your man. Third, secretary of the club.

Chonlathee: Thank you p. You are pretty....

Sunn: Wait, isn't this too easy? We haven't conduct the preliminary interview yet.

Third: Ou, you are right. Fine, let's all of us ask a question each. Mork, you go first.

Mork: Ok! What's your favorite kind of porn?

Chonlathee: Oh, I like costume play, not cross dressing but the fantasy kind where the actors wear flowy beautiful clothes while they are at it. I don't have a specific kind of costumes but any flowy costumes will be fine. I like imagining myself in those romantic kungfu setting where everyone can fly. Oh, preferably everyone has long hair.

Mork: WOW, didn't expect that but umm, P'Rome, your turn.

Rome: Ok, are you deeply in love with your man or is your man deeply into you?

Chonlathee: I am deeply in love with my man for five years and counting. He left for the city when were younger you see and we stay like the back of each other so I used to go clean his old house like every other week. Momma said I clean his house better than I clean my room which isn't true but I don't mind cleaning. Now I get to clean his room . We are living together in a shared house you see.

Kao: My turn, your man, nasty or nice?

Chonlathee: Umm... I wouldn't say he is nasty but I wouldn't say he is downright gentlemanly nice too, he is in between I say? When he is in a bad mood, he does use vulgar words but generally he is somewhat patient with me and he can be very handsome. I mean, nice. Yeah, so nice.

Third: If your man tells you he only sees you as a brother or best friend, what would you do?

Chonlathee: Oh, you mean friednzoned p? It's happening right now. I mean, my man had a girlfriend before but I don't know what's the deal yet but I heard they sort of broke up. We are just in episode one so I don't know what's going on yet p but yeah if he does say that to my face, I think I will....pour water over my face and sing sad songs and pretend I am the MV actor.

Third: I pass him. P'Arthit, your turn.

Arthit: What does love means for you?

Chonlathee: Hmmm....Love means, giving as much affection you can to the person you care about even if there is a possibility you wouldn't get what you want from that person because he doesn't notice. Love should be unconditional.

Arthit: A nice answer. And last, Sunn, your turn, you are quiet today?

Sunn: I just don't believe all love would be unconditional, that just allows some entitled people to take and never give back. Love should be mutual. Anyway, that's not the point. I don't think you are one of us yet if you can't answer this last question.

Kao: To be fair Sunn, except Third who reads and watches for his research writing, I don't think anyone here could answer 'the ultimate question'.

Mork: Yeah, and I only watch porn.

Sunn: The more I should ask. So, my question is, what's the hottest Y series now of 2020?

Chonlathee: Oh....that's...

Sunn: See, he doesn't deserve to join this club.

Chonlathe: It's 50 Shades Of Untamed Swords.

Sunn: What? I don't believe it, what's the most famous scene and line of the movie?

Chonlathee: The scene where Lan Pink got poisoned and needs to numb Wei Black to help him by having sex. The most famous line of the scene is "Pull out your untamed sword and thrust it to my 9th hole". Because of this famous line, the series is trending worldwide and became a worldwide phenomenon. Several closed minded countries even approved same gender marriage because of this story. It's a fantastic story and I am a firm supporter of love. Love trumps. Love wins.

Everyone hold their breath and look at Sunn who is stunned but keeps his face expressionless.

Sunn: *After regaining composure* P, I think I found my sisterhood soulmate. Welcome to the club. I am a fan of 50 Shades of Untamed Swords too. Do you want to see my Wei Black merchandise collection? I have the sword replica too.

Chonlathee: Oh my god yes! I love Lan Pink because I can totally feel him, I mean, his horniness, even at the verge of death, all he thought of was boning Wei Black, I really salute his determination.

Sunn: I know right! I mean....

Everyone else look at the two chatting on.

Mork: What are they talking about?

Kao: I have no idea. Arthit?

Arthit: Probably some Y series, not sure. I don't really watch series or have time to.

Kao: Same here. And I think Rome is too.

Rome: Hmm...I have seen pictures of the actors. Pretty hot but not my cup of wine.

Third: They are talking about the worse remake of Chinese classic Y story. 50 Shades of Untamed Swords, have absolutely no viewing value whatsoever and while it is trending worldwide, I just can't fathom how the minds of the people think in 2020.

Rome: Never mind that Third, you are too strict because you write scripts. At least Sunn makes a new friend who understands and likes what he likes. Let's have coffee. I brewed some.

Everyone else took their seat at the round table and sip coffee while watching the remaining two talk about y enthusiastically.

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Yukichi's Note: "Pull your untamed sword and thrust it into my 9th hole"

1. I actually counted the holes.

2. Depending on the direction where you start counting the holes including north, south, east, west, whatever thrust by that damn sword, will be painful.

3. I can't decide if I like Tonhon & Chonlathee but I am watching this without my brains.

4. If I am ever gonna be a momma, I want to be like Chon's mom who lets her son watch BL beside her, nasty clique inappropriate sexual innuendo language included.

5. Who watched the Untamed / MDZS and think I should probably consider a snippet collection for this?

Update @ 15/11/2020 : For some reason, yesternight, I kept thinking and referring Third as Bright.