The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult Had To Go

singing turned dramatic

🎵I love you🎵

🎵you love me🎵

🎵we're a happy family--

Olivia the pig interrupts the Yo Gabba Gabba cult chant.

"Are we really a happy family?" Olivia stares into the camera as dramatic violin music plays.

Bacon grease tears fall from her eyes as she glances into Plex's mechanical laser eyes.

"No one has been happy..." she couldn't breathe through the sobs, "SINCE MY SISTER PEPPA PIG DIED!!!!!"

At that moment a bright light shone from heaven and Peppa descended, her long flowing locks framing her attractive pig face.

Peppa looked at everyone with a divine smile, then turned to her astonished sister Olivia.

"You murdered me you @#$%&!@# &*#"

With that, Peppa slapped Olivia and kissed Plex on his metallic, yellow cheek.

She ascended back into heaven with grace and beauty

If robots could blush, Plex would be a laser-eyed tomato. He manged to cry one tear of battery acid.

Olivia burned with rage. Nobody knew that she had murdered her own sister. It had been out of pure jealousy of her irresistible beauty.

And there was one more thing

She was jealous of the love Plex had for Peppa.

She had to have him.

Now that Peppa had not only spilled her organs but spilled the tea, there was no chance that Plex would ever love Olivia.

The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult had to go.

Epic battle music plays as Olivia kisses Plex on what I assume were lips, stealing his power of laser eyes.

"NONE OF YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!"

Everyone screams in high pitched toddler voices as Olivia slices them in half with her newly acquired laser eyes.

Suddenly, the Miraculous theme song interrupts the battle music and Marinette and Chat Noir appear.

"Marinette, my good friend, what are you doing here!?!?" Chat Noir looks at Marinette with shock and concern.

The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult disappear in darkness as it begins to rain and soft piano music plays.
(Play the song at the top of the page)

Marinette and Chat Noir get soaked by the aesthetically pleasing rain.

Marinette glances into Chat's eyes, and tears that glow, somewhat like Rapunzel's, fall down her cheek.

"I didn't want it to happen like this, but..."

Chat Noir's poor confused face is so adorable lol

"But I'm Ladybug. And we need to save this cult for some reason."

"You're..." 😳 Chat Noir can't finish his sentence.

"TIKKI, SPOTS ON!"

Ladybug's transformation sequence begins, but it's too long and Olivia the pig shoots her with lazer bullets.

"MY LADY, NO!"

Chat Noir activates his cataclysm and aims it at Olivia. His eyes burn with rage and despair.

Olivia dodges his cataclysm, and he realizes she's too fast for his cat-like reflexes.

I must do the unforgivable...

"SHADOWMOTH! TAKE ME! I NEED YOUR POWER!" 😫😭

"Welp, that was easy," says Shadowmoth from his butterfly tower.

Chat Noir is akumatized into Chat Blanc and destroys himself, and the earth, saving everyone and no one with his Mega Cataclysm.

Vector from Despicable Me, who lives on the moon, is the only remaining human.