The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult Had To Go

george pig gets his revenge part 1

Everyone on earth is happy

Ladybug and Chat Noir have kissed and remembered it so the Fandom is finally satisfied.

The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult has returned to singing their chants.

They used Olivia Pig as a living sacrifice to their god, Elmo.

Shrek has gone back to his swamp, where he drinks eyeball cocktails.

And last but not least, Vector is in jail with George Pig.

But what has George done? You may ask.

Well.

It's a long and grueling story.

*a haunted version of the Peppa Pig song plays as a scene starts in the Pig kitchen*

Daddy and Mommy Pig are sitting at the table drinking coffee and tea.

They're acting as though Peppa has not died, but her death has greatly affected George.

He sniffles.

"Can I go stomp in muddy puddles?"

Mommy and Daddy Pig look at him blankly. The screen goes red and high pitched vibrations make it very intense. There is a jump scare angle on Mommy Pig's face. Then every thing is back to normal.

"No"

George fumes with anger and rage.

Mommy and Daddy Pig had to go.

George springs into action.

He goes to his room, grabs his boots, matches, and gasoline.

He has been collecting gasoline for a situation like this for years.

"The moment has finally come!" George oinked.

"Blow" by Kesha starts playing.

Putting on his boots, he starts to pour a trail of gasoline on the floor of his home. He dumps it down the stairs, sloshes it onto the walls, and finally he dumps it on the kitchen floor around where his parents are sitting.

"What do you think you're doing, George? What is this?" Mommy and Daddy Pig roll their eyes at their son's antics.

George feels alive.

"The revolution," he says as he lights a match.

He throws it onto the gasoline trail and runs out the front door, the smell of pork filling his snout.

He had done it.

Now he could stomp in muddy puddles. :D

But not any puddles, mind you.

The muddy puddles in Shrek's swamp.

George teleports to the swamp and starts stomping. Really stomping, like,,, he's started a tidal wave of swampy mud water.

The tidal wave hits Shrek's house.

That was the moment he knew, he effed up.

Shrek exits his drenched house and slams the door.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?"

Shrek's supersonic sound waves make the earth shake.

George squeals in fear, but his overwhelming lust for stomping in muddy puddles takes over him.

He grabs a match, but before he can do anything, Shrek grabs him by the tail.

Shrek ties George to a tree.

Shrek calls the police and they arrive immediately, taking George with them.

Bacon grease tears fall from George's demented eyes as he rides in the police car.

All he wanted

Was to stomp

In muddy puddles.

He is sentenced to 600 years in prison for arsen, murder, and trespassing on private property.

But George's story isn't over yet.

To be continued...