The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult Had To Go

vector's short-lived victory

Vector watched as Chat Noir's Mega Cataclysm destroyed the earth.

He briefly wondered how the moon wasn't affected by the giant explosion, but then returned to eating crater dust.

Yummy dust particles, that, if there was water on the moon to keep him hydrated, would make him salivate.

Peppa pig looked down from heaven at the destruction Olivia and Chat Noir had caused.

She decided to visit Vector, the last living thing in the universe.

"Why let the world end when you can create drama all over again from scratch?"

Peppa needed entertainment.

Having nobody to watch from heaven was extremely boring.

She teleported to the sun and made new black cat and Ladybug miraculouses.

She was giddy with excitement.

She oinked her way to the moon where Vector sat, depressively hopping from crater to crater, absorbing crater dust through his newly formed space-gills.

Suddenly Vector looked up to see the gorgeous goddess-like Peppa pig, gazing down at him.

She was the most beautiful pig he'd ever laid eyes on.

He wondered how she would taste as a pork roast 😍

Anyway, she said, "Vector, you're the last dude alive and I'm bored, here are the miraculouses. Use them to recreate earth so that I can have entertainment."

He started at them blankly.

"You can also be king and rule the world"

"WęLL Whý đįDÑT YœU SåY Sô?"

Peppa pig was taken aback by Vector's attractive voice.

He put on the earrings, put on the ring, and wished for the earth and everything on it to be restored.

*badababoom bam*

The earth is back.

Peppa gives Vector an edible teleportation device with cigarette flavor, and he appears on earth.

*insert snow white forest music with high-pitched singing and bird noises*

Suddenly, the Yo Gabba Gabba Cult is reborn, along with Olivia, Ladybug and Chat Noir. Also Shrek for some reason.

They all take one look at "King Vector" and all say "aw heck nah"

Chat Noir and Ladybug embrace as perfectly timed rain starts to fall. Again, romantic piano music plays in the background.

The Yo Gabba Gabba Cult rolls their eyes

Shrek, moved by the slightest bit of physical contact,(due to childhood trauma) sheds an onion flavored tear.

Olivia glares at Chat Noir as he and Ladybug kiss.

Why did we have to come back!!? None of them deserve a second chance.

All of the sudden King Vector pulls out a giant volume dial from his omnipresent garage, and the romantic music stops.

Metallica starts playing on full blast and everyone's eardrums explode.

"Um."

Dj Lance is disgusted.

"Changing the music is my job, ma dude."

King Vecor shoots him with his reclaimed octopus gun.

Everyone hates Vector.

Everyone is overcome with grief and overwhelmed

Chat Noir and Olivia can only agree on one thing.

King Vector had to go.

So, in the middle of the night, Chat Noir restrained Vector while Olivia made chains with her lazer eyes.

They put him in jail with Peppa and Olivia's brother George.

"Yay! Things can go back to normal!"

Everyone cheers as the Miraculous/yo gabba gabba theme song remix is played.

Peppa was never bored again.

Even though she and Vector never spoke since earth's rebirth, she never forgot his hot voice.