Super Smash Town Stories

Chapter 4: Underwhelming

Most of the fighters were at the Training Arena to have a bit of practice fighting right now. Currently, they had a recent member join them being Banjo and his feathered companion, Kazooie. However, a lot of the others weren't particularly impressed with this new addition. So far, the animal duo has yet to show much off a unique aspect about them. There were a group of fighters currently taking a break.

"I don't really see what this fighter brings" Link commented.

"Yeah, all I see are just punches, kicks and a bunch of projectiles" Marth added.

"There really isn't any unique gimmick this guy brings like Joker's Arsene or Hero's Mana" Samus stated.

"He has that Wonderwing move" Lucas pointed out.

"Yeah, but that has a limited usage of 5 times" Samus replied.

"Oh yeah, not much of an improvement" Lucas realised.

"Gee, this is one boring fighter, I wonder why so many fans were overly hype about it" Snake stated.

Suddenly, they heard a bunch of screaming and turned to see Banjo using Kazooie as a club, beating other fighters on the head. This took them by surprise and a bunch of them ran over to try and stop him. They ended up getting pummelled by the bear but alas, some of them managed to restrain him. Kazooie ended up lying on the ground a little battered and bruised.

"We should take her to the doctor" Marth exclaimed.

"Agreed" Link agreed.

At Dr. Mario's office

Dr. Mario was sitting by his desk, having a nice cup of espresso while he was reading a book about medicine. Suddenly, Link and Marth burst through the doors and stopped in front of his desk panting heavily. Intrigued by this, the Italian Doctor decided to ask about it.

"What is going on?" Dr. Mario asked.

"The new member, Banjo, was using his companion as a club during the training session" Link started to explain.

"Now she's all battered and bruised" Marth added, "I did see some blood"

"Alright, bring her in" Dr. Mario told them.

The two swordsmen ran back outside and carried the bird into the hospital room so Dr. Mario can tend to her. After about 15 minutes, Kazooie had been bandaged up, bruises were cleaned and had some plasters put on her wing.

"Does he do this a lot?" Dr. Mario questioned.

Kazooie proceeded to nod.

"Well, I have a solution for you" Dr. Mario said, going to the cabinet to grab a container, "These pills will give you high endurance so that you will survive the clubbing"

"Caw" Kazooie exclaimed.

"Take one a day and you'll be fine" Dr. Mario told her.

Leaving the hospital, Kazooie felt better about the situation. Banjo on the other hand, he was confused as to why everyone stopped him. Deciding that he would have to wait for Kazooie to heal before he can go back on the battlefield, he picked up his banjo and played a bit of music. This bear was quite clueless to say the least.

This was the hardest chapter to write because I couldn't think of much to do with Banjo and Kazooie. They were too underwhelming for me to come up with something very interesting, so I hope this did alright. And just to clarify, I may not be a fan of Banjo and Kazooie, but I didn't write this as a way to hate this character. I literally had little information on how I could write this.