Mina: dammit, nobody likes me :(
Sana: i like you
Mina:
Sana: ...
Mina: Hirai Momo doesn't like me :(
**
Mina, casually strolling around the JYP building: Oh hey, Momo! Funny seeing you here right? I guess it’s fate just pushing us together!
Momo:
Mina:
Momo: Mina, I work here.
**
Momo: what do you call a dictionary on drug?
Mina: if you say addictionary i swear to god i will divorce you
Momo : i was gonna say high definition but yours is better
**
Mina: so you're cheating on me huh?
Momo: i told you, she's just a friend
Mina: really?? and how do i know you weren't on a date with her yesterday evening??
Momo: BECAUSE I WAS AT THE MOVIES WITH YOU YESTERDAY EVENING
**
Mina: i don't have friends
chaeyoung: then what are we to you?
Mina: expect for Momo y'all are headaches
**
Show host: pick a card, whoever you get is your date for the evening
Mina: oh, I got Nayeon
Mina:
Mina: I'll just pick again
Nayeon: excuse me-
Jihyo: that's right baby, you pick again and again til you get what you want, okay? We don't settle for less
Nayeon: hello!?
Mina: you're so right, unnie!
**
chaeyoung: lets play a game! two truths and one lie
Mina: alright, i'll go first. my eyes are blue, i love dogs and i once murdered a woman in cold blood because she's flirting with Momo
jihyo: ok right idea, but its got to be a bit more challenging for the rest-
Dahyun: your eyes are brown
jihyo:
jihyo: you did whAT?!
**
Mina: one day, i will destroy the world! i will kill all the people and watch their homes burn! *laughs likes a maniac*
jihyo: *put Momo beside Mina*
Mina: *Immediately smiles sweetly at Momo* hello my loveee
Momo: weren't you just talking about how you'll destroy the world?
Mina: that can wait
***
Jihyo: so, in case of a fire, we-
Momo: *raises her hand slowly*
Jihyo: yes?
Momo: say bultaoreune
Jihyo: no!
Mina: momo, grow up! *raises hand*
Jihyo: *sighs* yes?
