Mina: *planning World domination* first we go here and kill every soldier that gets in my way
*her phone ring*
Mina: give me a moment *answer her phone* yes?
Momo: McDonald's.. In fifteen minutes.. If you're not here don't ever show your face.. *hangs up-
Mina: *panics and hastily put her files back in her briefcase* meeting ends today have important stuff to do!
Random hitmen: probably her girlfriend asking for Mcdonald..
******
Momo: [In Paris] I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes, and here it is. It's just, there. It's in front of me
Mina: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception
Momo: Yeah
Mina: But, the Eiffel tower is behind us babe
Momo: Yes... but this is the bridge from Inception
****
Mina: [Reading a gossip magazine] Heh, look. Apparently me and Momo are engaged.
Sana: WHAT!? When were you planning on telling me this? Who’s your Maid of Honour? I bet it’s Jeongyeon. It’s Jeongyeon isn’t it. Oooh, that hussy.
**
Momo: [Is down on one knee]
Momo: So, uh, how do I say this?
Momo: Myoui, I no longer want you to be Myoui.
Mina: ….
Momo: Wait, that sounded weird.
Momo: So like, do you maybe, kinda want to- only if you want to- maybe-
Mina: Yes, Momo. I’ll marry you.
Momo: Wait, really?
**
Momo: ok, i don't like girls, ok?
Sana, monotone: uh huh
Momo: well, i suppose Mina is cute, and maybe, maybe moonbyul too, and maybe even Seulgi is hot-
*one hour later*
Momo: and i guess, you're ok too, but that *awkward laugh* that doesn't mean i-
Sana: oh, honey
**
Momo: *greeting other girl groups*
Momo: ah, Mamamoo, Red velvet, Dreamcatcher-
Momo: *sees oh my girl* and the girls whose fault it is that I have that dolphin song stuck in my head
**
Mina: just because I want that girl to get hit by a car, doesn't mean I'm jealous! *slams the door*
Momo: riiiight *sips her drink*
**
Mina: when will i find my true love
man: hey—
Mina: no.
Momo: *walk pass Mina*
Mina: I found her *follows momo*
**
Sana: Why would you give a knife to Mina??
Momo: She felt unsafe.
Sana: Well, now I feel unsafe!
Chaeyoung: Would you like a knife?
**
Mina : Idk if I like girls.
Jihyo: You wake up at the Crack of dawn. Go to Momo's gym sessions. Stare at her biceps while she's working at that ass
Jisoo :
Jihyo: need me to say more
**
Momo: *taps table*
Sana: *taps back*
Jihyo: What are they doing?
Mina: Morse code.
Momo: *aggressively taps table*
Sana: *slams hand on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
**
Interviewer: So Mina, are you gay?
Mina: I mean, you never know
Momo: YOU NEVER KNOW? BISH YOU WEREN'T SAYING THAT WHEN YOU SHOVED YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT LAST NIGHT WTF????!!!!!
**
Mina: momo, why are you on the ground?
Momo: because im everything you need :)
Mina:
Mina: my patience will be on the ground if you keep it up
**
Momo: Yes, I’m homophobic
Momo: 99% of the problems in my life have been caused by a gay person.
Momo: I mean that gay person happened to be my dumbass, but still.
**
Mina: Gah, you're so clingy.
Momo: YOU'RE wearing MY clothes and you're in MY bed in MY room!
**
Nayeon: do you think Mina is jealous?
Dahyun: I don't know, let's ask her
Nayeon: Mina, are you fine with this?
Mina: yeah
Dahyun: so you don't hate that Momo is in a friendly date with Hoshi
Mina: no, of course not!
Nayeon and dahyun: *sighs in relief*
Mina: I just kinda wish he got hit by a car *sips her drink*
Mina: but I don't hate him *laughs*
Nayeon: see? she's fine *Looks at dahyun*
Dahyun: so you're scared too?
Nayeon: uh huh
**
[Momo and Jeongyeon sitting in a jail cell]
Jeongyeon: Who should we call?
Momo: I would suggest Mina, but I feel safer in jail.
**
Momo: *walks up to the microphone at Jimin and Jungkook's wedding,taps the mic, everyone smiles, ready for the speech she’s about to give*
Momo: if anyone doesn’t want their cake, please give it to me.
**
Momo: i need you to look me straight in the eye
Mina: you cant expect me to look you in the eye and be straight
**
anyone: *looks at momo*
Mina: that'll be 10 dollars thank you
**
(bonus: jeanLisa genshin impact)
Lisa: if you hate me you can just say it. It would hurt less if you'll just be honest with me..
Jean: Lisa I just said we can't fool around in the library anymore and say that we're just' reorganising' books
Lisa: it's the same thing!
Jean: Lisa-
Lisa: who are you gonna snitch to? Yourself?! You're the acting grandmaster just turned blind eyes *smirks*
Jean: Lisa!
