Lumine: Hey Kazuha want to come with us to beat up Childe? Xiao still needs some shadow drops.
Kazuha: Sorry but I can't... Mom told me fighting is wrong..👉👈
Meanwhile
Beidou (throwing her claymore at Childe): GET BACK HERE YOU GINGER RAT ASS LOOKING MOTHERFU-
**
Lumine: *falls down a hill*
Venti: lumine!!
Diluc: *also falls down a hill*
Venti:
Venti again: Lumineee!!
**
Lumine: Compliment me.
Scaramouche: Hell no.
Lumine: I will tell the Tsaritsa your location.
Scaramouche: ... You have eyes.
Childe, walking in: Romance is alive.
**
Jean: lisa texted me 'your adorable'
Jean: and I said 'No, YOU'RE adorable'
Jean: now Lisa likes me and we've been on two dates now.
Jean: And all I did was point out a typo.
**
*before they found out about zhongli*
Lumine: the liyue statue of seven is hot af
Childe: yeah id fuck him
Lumine: what about you zhongli?
Zhongli: ...
**
Lisa: Gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor.
Kaeya, with his feet on the table, knowing full well he’s just been called out:
**
Xinyan: i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him?
Xingqiu: you did WHAT?
Hu Tao: william snakespeare
**
Childe:*trying to do a magic trick*
Childe:alright, pick any card.
Lumine:any?
Childe:yes any.
Lumine:
Childe:that does not include my credit card put it back.
**
Lumine: Ayaka! *hugs her* I’m so glad my awesome girlfriend is okay!
Ayaka: *hugs back* Me too!
Paimon: No Paimon hug! What is this!? You are a swindler and a thief!
Lumine: Come ‘ere, buddy! *squeezes Paimon*
Paimon: PAIMON REGRETS THIS
**
Lumine: Ajax, please, i'm begging you to go to the healers
Childe: oh i'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? mind your business
**
Paimon: Xiao! Xiao!
Paimon: Huh, I guess it really doesn't work! Hmph, what a liar!
Lumine: Let me give it a try.
Lumine: [Clears throat] Ahem, Xi–
Xiao, appears in a flurry of anemo, heavy breathing: Yes?! You called?!
