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Leo's Suicide Plan: Part 2

Hi, y'all! Sorry for not posting. I have been really busy because of school. Enjoy!

Jason woke up to a light touch on his cheek. Then on his forehead a few seconds later. Groaning, he turned over in his bunk before he felt another tickle on his nose. Half-awake, he slapped his face.

"What!?" He muttered. "What is that?" He felt a cold, foamy substance smeared across his face and had just realized the smelly, sticky something was on his shirt.

Jason hopped off the bunk, hobbling toward the bathroom with his sister who had decided to temporarily stay and was sleeping soundly.

"What the-" Jason started loudly. He stared at the mirror. His face had a large smear of white foam, making him look like a ghost, and his hair had something sticky and brown stuck to it clearly noticeable contrasted against his blond hair.

Is that whipped cream? Jason frowned. Sniffing his hands that were covered with white blobs, he took a hesitant lick, before immediately spitting it back out in the sink.

"Definitely not whipped cream. Definitely Leo," Jason sighed. " And what is that brown stuff?"

He took a strand of his once blond hair and smelled the brown stuff that was left on his fingers.

Jason grimaced, finally recognizing the familiar smell from pegasus manure, based on his experience from cleaning the horse stalls.

Man, Leo's really is pushing it far with this... Ugh. He groaned, immediately heading for the shower. And since when did Thalia use lipstick? He stared at the uncapped stick of bright pink.

Ten minutes later.

"Finally, I never realized how hard it was to get pegasi manure out of your hair..." Jason muttered. "I swear, Leo better have a good explanation for this."

His stomach grumbled as the smell of bacon wafted through the window, and he threw on a random shirt he found lying on the counter. Without even bothering to brush his hair, he exited the bathroom, finding his sister lying on a bunk bed polishing her arrows.

"Why do you polish your weapons when you wake up?" Jason frowned, staring incredulously at the shiny exterior of her weapons.

"Easy. If I polish them now, then I can get ready to kill Leo for being stupid throughout the day!" Thalia grinned evilly, carefully sticking her arrow into the sack.

Shamefully, Jason admitted, "Honestly, I wouldn't mind if you kill him today. I found pegasi manure in my hair and shaving cream all over my face this morning when I woke up!"

She laughed with an odd edge to it like she had expected it to happen.

Jason's stomach grumbled again, insistent for the food it needed. "C'mon, let's get breakfast. "

"Nah. I'm fine. Maybe after I finish doing what I'm doing."

"Okay then." He left his cabin, trudging through the fields, past the archery range, and to the dining Pavilion where everyone already began to eat and chat with each other.

Where's Pipes? His eyes scoured the Aphrodite table, where Piper was nowhere to be seen. Strange... She's usually already eating when I come...

Jason shrugged it off, a heap of pancakes, berries, and bacon appearing on his plate. He scraped the fattest part of his bacon, juiciest berries, and fluffiest pancakes into the fire, before digging into his meal voraciously.

A few minutes later, right when he was about to leave and go search for Piper, a girl walked up to him.

"There you are, Theo! Where have you been, babe? We were supposed to meet up! And why are you sitting at the Zeus table?" She asked, rolling her eyes, as she leaned up, apparently having the intention to press her lips on his.