The coffin lid flew off. Out of the hazy black smoke a shadowy figure came out in a coughing fit. Valkrie Cain rushed up to him and hugged him.
Once he stoped coughing he said "why was I in a coffin? Did you guys think I was dead or something. Well you were dead said skulduggary. Valkrie chipped in "how come your back from the dead?" um I never was dead." said Hawk
"um yes you were." said Valkrie
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Will you to shut up! So what happened. Well you know when I fell to the floor well I didn't die I was in a death coma.
What's a death coma? Asked Valkrie. It's when the person looks dead and doesn't show any sign of life explained skulduggary.
Ok said Valkrie.
But that still doesn't explain "WHY THE HELL WAS MY COFFIN FULL OF OXYGEN!!!!" shouted Hawk.
Well that was me said skulduggary. Hawk punched him in the arm with his right arm.
Call Tanith and Ghastly I wanna see there faces. Ghastly revived a text from Skulduggery Pleasant to go to the funeral now with Tanith emergency. Ghastly went on Tanith motorbike there as quick as possible. They arrived and saw the Hawk's coffin on fire. They ran towards Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkrie Cain, when they got there they heard someone behind them so Tanith kicked the person in the tummy while Ghastly punched them in the chest. Hawk gasped and said "is this the thanks I get from coming back from the dead? Thanks." sarcastically. They hugged him. He explained the situation they were in.
Skulduggary and Ghastly your gonna want to hear this it's going too be so funny. What is it said Tanith and Valkrie said at the same time. Well earlier when I was in my coffin Valkrie starting sing "oh no you didn't said Valkrie. As I was saying Valkrie started singing I new you were trouble. Valkrie said get em Tanith and Hawk ran like the wind. He put his phone to max volume and juked passed them back to skulduggary and Ghastly and presses play. Tanith stopped dead in her tracks and fell over laughing as Ghastly, skulduggary were chucking too but Valkrie rugby tackled Hawk and he fell on his left shoulder and yelped out in pain. They rushed over and looked what was happening but saw Valkrie get taken down by Hawk only using his right arm, his left limp and looked injured. Ghastly examined his shoulder and said there would always be a scar they but would quickly heal.
Well I wouldn't introduce a new main character then kill him off for a reason now would I. This next one will be great ;D I am doing what I think could happen with the reflection from what happened at the end of kingdom of the wicked. Contains spoilers.