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Umbrella Chat Rooms 8

•Y/N started a chat•

•Y/N added Allison, Vanya•

•Y/N added a lock and password: SUCK MY DANG A LANGA DING DONG CORN DOG PATTY WHACK WHIPPER SHMACK ON A STICK•

Y/N: What do ya'll want for Christmas?

Allison: Can I be honest?

Vanya: Of course!

Allison: dick

Y/N:

Vanya: He looks nice in that photo. When did you take it?

Y/N: Just now. He was reading the texts over my shoulder and is now calling the police. Anyways, Allison, have you ever even gotten.. uh... how do I put this?

Y/N: ._." You sure you can take Luther? He's like BIG MONKE MAN.

Vanya: What the hell

Allison: You take Five every other damned night. And from the noises we here, he sounds pretty big.

Y/N: Oh trust me sweet pea

Y/N: he is

Vanya: Why are we even talking about this?!

Allison: So I think I, a grown woman, will be fine with Luther.

Y/N: First off, I'm older than you. Second, Luther is ONCE AGAIN, BIG MONKE MAN.

•Five joined the chat•

Y/N: OH FUCK SOMEONE CLEAR THE CHAT

Vanya: WE DON'T HAVE OWNERSHIP PERMISSIONS!

Y/N: oh yeah

•Y/N cleared the chat•

Allison: Oh, thank god.

Five: Allison, I wouldn't be too worried. I've seen Luther, both young and grown.

Allison: YOU STILL SAW THE CHATS?! And you mean it's bearable?

Five: Less so, actually. I'd actually be worried for you when it comes too... how do I put this?

Vanya: HOW ABOUT YOU JUST DON'T SAY IT?!

Y/N: Five, how the hell do you know this stuff?

Five: I'll tell you some day, love.

Y/N:

Five: I don't look too bad in that photo. When was that?

Vanya: Y/N said it was just now...

Allison: oh shit.

Five: I mean, I don't recall going into the old man's study recently.

Allison: Y/N,

Vanya:

Y/N:

Allison: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

Five: Well, that's enough excitement for one day.

•Five closed the chat•