Nadwe: Merry Christmas, Socks!
Socks: Wow, Nadwe. You actually scraped together your allowance to buy me something?
Nadwe: Of course.
Socks: Thank you, Nadwe, you shouldn't have!
Nadwe: Great! I knew you were gonna say that, so I got something for myself. *Snatches the box*
Then everyone died of laughter.
T h e e n d
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Tbh: Y/n, what are we doing, sneaking around Meme's house on Christmas Eve?
Y/n: We're TEMPORARILY turning into a gang of arsonists.
Tbh: HUH??
Y/n: SO WE CAN BURN HIS TREE DOWN
Tbh: B-But why...?
Y/n: He ate the last pack of cookies. He's a monster.
Tbh: Well, technically he wears a Cookie Monster onesie and- Okay based on the look you're giving me, I'll shut up.
Y/n: Good.
*Sneaks into Meme's house*
Y/n: Don't forget to spread the gasoline all over the tree.
Tbh: GASO- You know, I'm not even gonna ask.
*Y/n lights the match*
Y/n: Alright! Now let's go.
Tbh: But if the tree burns down, won't Meme also get burned down? And his house? And his family? And his... Everything?
Y/n:......
Tbh: Oh, God.
Y/n: Haha... I haven't really thought about that...
Tbh: So?
Y/n: We can plan a few funerals. Now let's go.
((NO ONE DIED DW)
~~~
Muffin: Snow!
*Collapses in the snow*
Nadwe: Muffin, how are you making snow angels when it's literally 29 degrees, snowing hard, AND YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING JACKET ON?
Muffin: Haha! I don't have anything for protection against the weather. That's what makes it fun!
Y/n: Forget it. We can leave you here so you can freeze to death.
Muffin: Technically I already tried tha-
(If you read the Muffin book I have you know what I'm talking abt-)
~~~
Blaza: It's time to open presents!
Y/n: Heh heh... Blaza?
Blaza: What do.you need? Oh! That reminds me, Merry Christmas!
*He hands a gift to Y/n*
Y/n: Uhh, I appreciate it, but I uhh..
Blaza: What?
Y/n: I kinda lost your golden coin. Merry Christmas?
Blaza: *Starts crying hysterically*
~~~
Y/n: Okay, so burning down Meme's tree in real life didn't work out, so we're doing it in Minecraft!
Tbh: And here we go again..
Oof: But this time Woolf, Juice and I are here with you!
Y/n: Yep! This is gonna start a war!!
*Burns down his Minecraft Christmas tree*
Juice: Wait, his tree is inside his house, so technically his Minecraft house will burn down. And his medical degree. And that bed he shares with Tbh. Right?
Tbh: Hey! Wha-
Woolfster: True. Eh, risk it! His medical degree getting burned down will be fun. Again.
Y/n: Good, it's already burning down if you already haven't noticed.
(No Minecraft thingy was harmed.... Maybe.)
~~~
Meme: Okay, Y/n ALMOST burned down my house. It was only my Christmas tree that burst into flames. And my Minecraft house. So now, we're gonna light her presents on fire!
Socks: You are equally as crazy as Y/n.
Meme: I know!
Socks: Couldn't we do this later?
Meme: No, obviously not, she'll see us.
*Gets out the matches*
Y/n: Meme, what are you doing? My present for you isn't even wrapped yet.
Meme: Uhhhhhhh I'm giving you an early Christmas present. Matches. For arson. On people's houses.
Y/n: You were trying to get revenge on me for everything?
Meme: Y-Yeah. Don't kill us.
Y/n: I already killed your Christmas tree both online AND in real life, and I burnt down your h o u s e. I'm good.
*Walks away*
~~~
Word count: 520
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE! It's hard to believe it's Christmas already! One more day and it's opening presents... And all that Christmas stuff that I can't think of. But merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and I wish the best for every one of you!! Byee!
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