Nadwe: AAH! Who is that scary man?!
Y/n: Nadwe, we're watching 'The Night Before Christmas.'
Muffin: True and- OMG! That dog is terrifying!
Meme: Cowards. We should have watched Kidz Bop Christmas music to make it more FAMILY-FRIENDLY for these 5-year-olds.
Nadwe: Yeah! Good idea. Tone it down a bit.
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Meme: Hey, Socks!
Socks: Hey!
Meme: Look what we're standing under.
*Socks looks up and sees m i s t l e t o e*
Socks: Hell no.
Meme: Come on! As friends...?
Socks: Kissing multiple times aren't really just a sign of 'friendship'
Y/n: HA! FRIENDZONED! IMAGINE BEING FRIENDZONED
Meme: Shut up, you can't even get a partner. At least I can get kisses..
~~~
Juice: What's up, Y/n?
Y/n: The sky!
Juice: Well... Maybe look up.
*Y/n looks up*
Y/n: Juice, you idiot, that's holly.
Juice: What?
Y/n: You learn something new everyday...
Juice: America is weird.
~~~
Y/n: Blaza! My dearest friend!
Blaza: Thanks Y/n! I appreciate it.
Y/n: You appreciate it enough to not even accept a little gift from me?
Tbh: She forgot to give you a Christmas gift.
Y/n: Exactly what the knockoff Mr. Krabs said!
Blaza: It's fine. Meme forgot as well. But he remembers to get gifts for everyone else.
Y/n: *Laughs nervously*
Blaza: That's not a good sign.
Y/n: Looks like Meme and I have something in common...
~~~
Oof: WHO WANTS TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?
Y/n: Me!
*Five hours later*
Oof: Guys, we finished it! I think it looks pretty good if you ask me.
Laff: What the hell? That looks deformed yeti smothered in snow that got attacked by Mother Nature. There are leaves and sticks all over it.
Oof: Shut up, we tried our best.
Oompa: Would it kill you to make its body look like an actual circle? And his head?
Y/n: Yes, yes it would.
~~~
**DING DONG**
Socks: Oh! That must be Y/n. She came here with Nadwe and Muffin.
*Socks opens the door*
Y/n with a very large Santa hat: Ho ho ho losers.
Nadwe: Ha! You're the one that looks like a LOSER!
Y/n: Looks like someone's getting coal tonight.
~~~
Ally: *Blasting Christmas music*
Y/n: Why the hell are you playing 'Let It Snow' in the middle of July?
Ally: Christmas is in 5 months, that's why. We gotta put up the tree, make hot chocolate, and leave out the cookies.
Socks: It's literally the middle of summer not now..
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Y/n: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR CHRISTMAS!
Meme: If it involves anything with reindeer or snow like last year, I'm going to pack my bags and run away screaming.
Y/n: Nothing to worry about, I was going to suggest that we try to catch Santa in the act.
Woolfster: What are you, 9?
Y/n: This'll make us MILLIONAIRES! We gotta do it.
Laff: Sorry, Y/n, I'm not planning to catch someone breaking into our house and leaving gifts for us under the tree decorated very poorly.
Socks: Exactl- Hey wait, I decorated that tree!
Laff: Oh, sorry. Did I say poorly? I meant horrible and traumatizing.
~~~
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE SNHSHSHSSH 43 MINUTES FOR MY TIMEZONE :D
I wish for you all to be safe and yeah! I made a new book about the SockSMP and I would appreciate if you checked it out! Thankssss merry Christmas!
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FanfictionIM NEVERRRR WRITING TS AGAIN WDF (6/22/2024) inspired by ChocoLocoChu cover made by Bee3e_idiot