Kimetsu No Yaiba x Reader (Alternate Universe)

Muzan Kibutsuji x Reader|| Total Opposites

Your significant other and you were having an argument you started purposely. He was a well educated man but you hit him with the
"Is Water Wet?" and it began to eradicate his soul hearing you explain this. Him arguing how it shouldn't even be a conversation in the first place since the results of the back and forth play got even more ridiculous. Your theories worked against his to eventually have him choke.

"HA!"

You pointed at him as he had stuttered his sentence. It meant he was actually stuck on you now bringing up "Is Fire Burnt?" You took it as if you broke his mind but he hissed and stood up again. You saw the anger on his face. He was genuinely frustrated.

"What is wrong with you?" He asked calmly but you saw the anger in his eyes. He had never laid a hand on you or anything but you feel like he wants to everytime your goofy attitude stumps him. You wonder how such a man even ended up saying yes to being with you in the first place. In your rather large home he even chased you around when you did something like throw whipped cream into his face.

"Well, it's actually a question that's blowing everyone's mind. Like have you ever thought so hard to even construct a question like that?" You asked giggling as his frustration subsided.

"No. You see how it's making you say some dumb shit right now?" He pointed out and flicked your forehead. "Now please. Finish dinner." He asked kindly and went back to the couch to watch a horro film while he worked on his computer. A weird combination but it helped him. You sighed and shrugged.

"A flick instead of a kiss~? How harsh..." you whimpered and went back to the kitchen. A rather large meal consisting of Mochi ice cream after all the protein. You liked to keep dinner healthy since he cared about his appearance. He was just too handsome, bless his parents for making him have such features yet the rest he worked on naturally. You gushed as you then turned off the stove. Piecing the plate together of things consisting of greens, meat, and the warmth of some mashed potatoes homemade. It was partially a thanksgiving dinner when it came to the end of the day meal. It was also a chest day for your love so Mochi ice cream was your choice.

You flicked the dining room light on where his attention then turned to you. Placing his plate at his seat as well as silverware. He finally got up and walked behind you as you set up. His hand caressed your sides and smirked against your cheek when coming over your shoulder. "Well done as always, My Dear~.." he softly said in your ear and you turned as your hips were pressed against the table. He kissed the area where he previously flicked your forehead.

"Awe, you're not mad at me anymore?" You giggled after he kissed you. His face dropped and he made a 'Tch' he went to his seat to eat and whipped out his phone to continue work.

"See, you just had to bring that situation up again." He chuckled and then his face dropped but he ate happily. You giggled and worked on your plate before sitting across from him as the film played just before the two of you. You were interested in what he watched, not at the beginning but it catches your attention when things get interesting. You were examining your life with this man, the ring on your finger shining everytime you look at it. The one on his skyways there but it was a more bold color. He really rocked the dark classic aesthetic while you were so bright. There was a balance in the differences you both had. Young love. He though was more in the mentality of a 43 yr old while he was only 20 and having a successful business booming yet coming to be interested in someone who has such a bubbly personality.

He sipped out of the mug before you as you admired him in his silence, peaking at the television then going through his voice, eating, and repeat. A memory clicked as you were both vibing in silence.

"Oh, My Love." You spoke up after cleaning your mouth with a napkin beside you. He sighed, always expecting something stupid to come out just to irritate his soul. A sip out of his mug before giving a 'Hm?' His eyes looked at you after putting his mug down. His eyes then traveled back to the television but he set his phone down to hear you out.

"I just remembered something." You started and before you continued he cut you off.

"If it's a past conversation about how you annoyed me so much, I swea—" since he interrupted you, you did the same in return.

"I remember you wanted a next in line for your work." Continuing but his eyes snapped back to you, slightly less released than earlier. He was definitely interested in your words for awhile back he had mentioned his business continuing to grow and eventually go across seas. You weren't aware of what projects he did but that barely was your concern.

"An heir you mean." He corrected you. He wanted to quote himself properly for you to understand how serious the topic is.

"Whatever..." your hand made into a person taking steps along the table before standing up slowly, then walking to the side of the table to him. He watched you do so, slightly shocked. "We're still young so you'll have enough time to teach them about what you're doing an—" he stood up quickly and looked down at you with a menacing look. Scary.

His height was scary and you gulped under his gaze. He liked his superiority over you so much that he was aware of the expressions all too well. Smirking next.
"You plan to bless me with sons?" He chuckled and placed his hands on your shoulders. He was well aware of how your family ram off a crowd of boys and one girl. Whatever the order they come, it was always the case.

Though when you met Muzan before now, he had been with other women who have either had failed to give him boys or just left him cause of how he is as a person. He wasn't really the approachable kind nor someone who'd want to have kids with. He wasn't worth milking money out of. You made it clear you didn't want to try anything unless you were ready as a woman who required marriage before children.Him finding out more about your past was something he found out before he was honest about his past and family situations. This situation now, excited him.

"We, my dear. I guess the food you made will have to get a little cold." He picked you up quickly and slowly walked to the bedroom upstairs. No struggle. You blushed crazily and looked at his face aiming for only one door to look at. "Don't worry, I won't hurt you too bad~.." he smirked with his teeth, he had canine teeth that was alluring to you. He was aware of your inexperienced self but he wasn't entirely an animal to make a woman feel horrible upon their first time. Seeing as both sides need satisfaction.

"Well, I guess the journey starts..." you nervously said as he opened the door and then kicked it closed.

"You have no idea~.."