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"i'm finna be an auntieeeeee," kendra screamed down on the phone.
"girl calm down," i laughed. even though i was laughing i was literally shitting myself. i looked down at all my positive pregnancy tests and sighed.
"i'm really pregnant bro. like with my own baby and shit. ion know kendra maybe this is a prank,"
"prank? girl that says two weeks pregnant you are pregnant chile," she screamed again, "i can't wait to spoil that baby. i hope it's a girl,"
"same i want a mini me," i smiled to myself, "bro i'm really pregnant wtf,"
"does luca know?" she asked.
"i haven't told him yet,"
"so how you gon tell him? you finna do them lil surprises?"
"too much effort. ima just like tell him to hold it for me and see how that goes,"
"i know you being dead ass too," she laughed, "this one girl had put it in her niggas waffles,"
"nasty asf he a pissy mouf now just like that cassidy girl," i said making kendra laugh out loud.
"oh girl guess what i found out? so alaina used to work at the same strip club as her right. then she started fucking the owner of the club and he had connections to like lawyer's and stuff so that's how she got her job. she ain't go to college or nothing she fucked her way to the spot,"
"that's trifling," i shook my head, "cos now she walk around with her head held high like she the shit whole time she had to fuck to be where she's at today. don't get me wrong, maybe she ain't have a choice to, shit a lot of people don't, but at least they own it. alaina be acting like she's mary or some shit,"
"i'm saying and we still gotta find out what her obsession with luca is... but now she finna be really mad once she finds out you're pregnant,"
"girl ion give af she can be mad all she want she's just a weirdo that wants to fuck her brother," i said hearing the door close downstairs meaning luca was home.
"okay he's home you finna stay on the phone?" i said to kendra sitting up on the bed and hiding the tests under the blanket.
"hell yeah i wanna hear ts," kendra said beginning to get excited.
luca walked in and sat his briefcase beside the door before walking over to me and planting a kiss on my cheek.
"how was your meeting?" i asked as he began to get undressed.
"pointless. it's like them mfs don't listen because they doing still doing the same shit they not supposed to be doin," he rolled his eyes. he had to have a meeting with his employees today because they weren't doing enough selling at the dealership and no sales means no money so he had to do something about it.
"you gotta start firing people and looking for new employees bae," i said to him, "because they can't be ruining business for you,"
"i know and ima do that but rn i just wanna spend time with my wife," he said getting in the bed with me. he pulled me closer and started planting soft kisses on my neck. his hand slipped under the blanket and he grabbed my inner thigh where the tests were.
"not y'all about to fuck on the phone," kendra said making me laugh a lil.
"what's this?" luca looked at me.
"take one and find out," i smiled. he looked at me weird and pulled out one of the pregnancy tests.
"ain't no way dawg," a big grin grew on his face, "naw you pranking me where the camera at," he sucked his teeth and got up to look around the room.
"bae," i laughed pulling out the other tests and gave it to him, "this ain't no prank,"
"say swear to God egypt fr don't play with me,"
"i'm literally pregnant luca," i laughed.
"yoooooo," he exclaimed picking me up and spinning me in the air then put me back down, "you really pregnant like fr you pregnant?"
"yes bae damn,"
"ayy i finally trapped the bitch," he grinned making my smile drop. "i'm playing mama," he laughed, "no but you really pregnant dawg that's crazy," he said looking at the tests.
"aww he sounds so happy," kendra said otp.
"girl he finna go call everybody now watch," i shook my head.
"damn right i'm finna call my momma rn hold on," he said grabbing his phone off the dresser.
"i tell you all the time egypt. that man love him some you look at how happy he is. other bitches get kidnapped and forced into witness protection,"
"kendra!" my mouth dropped when i realised what she was talking about. "wherever you goin you bout to be there by yourself,"
"you gon be right there with me fym because that day we was roasting each other and you was like 'that's why yo cousin dead' ,"
"yeah because he dead asl," i laughed. i liked how i could joke about these things with her and she wouldn't look at me differently afterwards.
"a pair of evil ass girls dawg," kendra laughed.
"ma you seen the picture i just sent you? look it say she two weeks pregnant," luca said coming back in the room. "you can talk to her later ma i got some business to handle," he said laying between my legs and tugging at my shorts.
"she said call her later bae," he said helping me take my shorts off. i didn't have any panties on underneath so my pussy was just out in the open.
he started rubbing my clit with his thumb whilst he was still on the phone so i had to keep my my moans in.
"yes ma i know but she only like two seconds pregnant," he said eyes concentrated on my pussy.
"i'm finna hang up girl allat heavy breathing uhn uhn goodbye," kendra said ending the call making me laugh.
"this my wife we talkin bout ma. ofc ima take care of her. okay ma this is where you start rambling so ima go handle this and we can ramble later okay? i love you too," he said hanging up, "lemme hear you," he looked up at me. i let out a loud moan as he slipped to fingers in and started going faster. his tongue flicked around my clit as he fingered me faster.
"i want you to eat it," i moaned as i placed my hand on his head. he pulled his fingers out and sucked them before burying his head in between my legs again, this time eating tf out of my pussy. he was flicking, slurping and sucking tf out of ts which was driving me crazy.
- okay one thing i've noticed is that some of y'all are really sensitive 😐.
there's going to be an excessive use of the b word, whether it's to insult someone or not the word will still be used.
as an author too i have a lot of dark humour so some shit maybe fucked up but to me and every single character in this book it's funny as shit.
if youn like it i'm not forcing you to read this book but if you're going to keep reading it don't complain about specific choices of words. thank you.
