Adrien's vacation

They seriously don't realize

WARNING PG 15!

Marinette: girthy

Adrien: [my....? Oh.] 

Marinette: *takes the gag out of his mouth for a second* do you consent to this?

Adrien: Marinette I'm a little slut... *drool*

Marinette: *pulls her shirt over her head and uses it as a handkerchief to wipe his mouth* I know... just answer the question-

Adrien: *looks down holding the gag centimeters from his mouth* F***, tie your hair back. I've never done anything before.. please don't rush it. 

Marinette: *grabs a hair tie* I won't... I just need to know. Okay?

Adrien: yes. have you... really not done this? 

Marinette: *unbuttons her pants* take off your boxers.

*the trapdoor hatch creaks open*

Alya: Marinette are you guys ravaging each other in here lol? *has vision* oh.. *eye contact* WELLL NINO LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE NOT IN HERE! *exits* 

Adrien: *drops his head onto the pillow bellow* fuc.

~Later~ 

Adrien: guys you don't understand.. it was a moment of weakness!

Nino: driving all the way home after talking about f***ing... flirting in the car... going back to buy *** toys, coming back home, getting into bed having a flirty conversation about consent and what's okay, then agreeing in full consent despite it being both of your first times, while acknowledging that the first time is supposed to be special, then taking off your clothes and sitting in awe of each other's bodies before being interrupted was a MOMENT of weakness?

Adrien: Well when you put it like that it sounds pretty bad.

Nino: Adrien why do you even have a condom

Adrien: I use them to masturb- nevermind

Marinette: *smiles* oh yeah? too much of a mess raw? 

Adrien: *scoffs* just too much for you to hold in your mouth *F me eyes* 

Marinette: I bet they're passion fruit flavored..

Alya: do you seriously not realize?

Adrien: what? this is friendship. *puts his hand up Mari's shirt* honk.

Marinette: *snorts* 

Nino: maybe friends with F***ING benefits-! the hell?

Marinette: We're not doing anything weird its ah~ normal

Adrien: *smirk* Heh i apologize... *removes hand*

Alya: at least try to be in a relationship.. you guys obviously like each other  

Marinette: no we don't. *rubs her leg on Adrien's crotch*

Adrien: *lifts his arms up in shock* augh~

Marinette: *smiles blissfully* we're just friends..

Adrien: MaRi~ *grinds on her ass a bit* 

Marinette: *whispers under her breath* doggie sty-?

Alya: MARINETTE?! 

Nino: we're separating you two until your weird-ass horny tension goes away

Adrien: fine we'll stop jokingly flirting...

Nino: jokingly. 

Alya: JOKINGLY?!

Marinette: will we? *winks at Adrien*

Adrien: *pants in her ear* you're acting like a slut... *shushes her lips with his index finger* 

Marinette: I know... *gently bites the tip of his finger with EXTRA eye contact*