Taylor's car was top of the range and super classy. Like a fine wine. It was a deep blue and had a wicked license plate that read '2Kool4Skool' and-
"Taylor, this is just a skateboard", said Karlie, looking down at their means of transportation.
"No it's not"
"Yes it is. And the back wheels are missing"
Taylor slapped Karlie across the face.
"What was that for!?"
"For being an idiot!"
"Okay"
"Now, come!", Taylor instructed, sitting down on the skateb- uh, the car.
Karlie crouched down behind her and placed her hands on Taylor's shoulders.
"Now wha-"
Karlie was interrupted by Taylor's attempt at loud car noises and lurching movements to make their vehicle move. The wood screeched against the concrete of the sidewalk. This continued for five minutes.
"Do we've a radio, or anything?", Karlie asked. "I need some tunes"
"WHEN. A."
"What-"
"MAAAAAAN LOVES A WOMAN- Oh, we're here"
Karlie turned her head to see that they had reached the apartment block right next to Taylor's.
"One sec, lemme park", said Taylor and reversed while making a bunch of beeping noises, much like that of a pickup truck. "'Kay, I'm done"
As they entered the building, Karlie began to wonder what the initiation ceremony would be like. She was to be a part of the illuminati now. So what the fuck was about to happen today?
"Do you think I locked the car?", Taylor asked herself.
"It's not a car"
Suddenly a door from upstairs opened and down walked the one with the big eyebrows from One Direction. He was wearing a torn white T-shirt and dark jeans; the stereotypical attire of any no good trouble maker. But he spoke with the voice of an angel.
"Oi, whah is you doin' down 'ere with de likes of 'er, eh? Yous know de rules: no tresspassas", he said to Taylor.
"I don't speak Vietnamese, Zayne, God damn it", Taylor sighed. She walked passed him and proceeded to ascend the staircase. Karlie lingered around for a bit longer to ask Zayne a few much needed questions for she was very curious and unsure about her upcoming events.
"What's gonna happen to me? What do people even do in the illuminati?"
"Lookie 'ere, my bird, I dunno whah youz is on about. De 'luminati dunn't exist, righ'? Thas a load of poppycock right there, tha is"
Karlie blinked a few times and then answered, "I'm pregnant"
"Karlie! Hurry up!", Taylor called from the top of the stairs.
"All right!"
At the top of the stairs was a large door. Karlie assumed this was where shit would go down. She gulped and followed Taylor into the room.
Inside the room was a very similar set up to Taylor's illuminati room. Perhaps they all had to follow certain interior design instructions. Karlie wondered what on earth they were thinking when she glanced down at the clashing rug and furniture. A single chair was placed at the very top of a long desk.
"Is that you?", came a tiny voice from behind the chair.
"It is. And I have brought our newest member", said Taylor, taking Karlie's hand.
The swivel chair spun around.
"I have been expecting you-"
The swivel chair spun around a little too far and the person sitting in it had to move the other way so it would swivel back.
"I have been expecting you, Karlos", said the little girl sitting in the chair.
"It's uh.. Karlie", said Karlie.
Taylor gasped and then passed out. The little girl also gasped and then stood up on her chair.
"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE ALL SEEING 'I', BLUE IVY!?", she screamed.
"I'm sorry!", Karlie pleaded. "I didn't know-"
"I need a fucking juice box", Blue Ivy ordered, pouting in annoyance.
Meredith suddenly bounced into the room from a hole in the ceiling and landed on the table in front of Blue. She had a juice box in her mouth and placed it before the enraged toddler. She then exploded.
"Okay, Karin-"
"It's Karlie-"
"Kermit, you need to listen to me. I am your leader. And you do not question or correct your leader", Blue scolded with a serious, hateful glare.
"What if I ask you if five plus seven is fourteen and you say yes? What then?", I asked.
"... Karrot, if you keep talking I'm putting you in the TV room"
"No! Not Kim K!", I screamed and covered my eyes.
"Then shut the fluff up! Look, your initiation ceremony is tomorrow. I'm here to tell you about what is going to happen"
I sat back in my chair and eagerly waited for the Leader to continue.
"First, you must prove you are a worthy member. For this you must retrieve The Eyeliner from Lorde. She's going to use it for nothing but pure evil. Are you willing to- Karren, what are you doing?"
I stopped playing Candy Crush on my phone and brought my attention back to Blue who looked very unamused at my antics.
"Bring back The Eyeliner and we will accept you, Karolin"
Blue Ivy then disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Then I looked to my left and saw a door open and close as the smoke faded away. Taylor wearily stood up from the floor.
"Mother of God, what happened?", she asked as she massaged the side of her head with was gushing with blood and making a small indoor pool on the floor.
"I need to get eyeliner from Lorde so that she won't use it for evil and I can become a member of the illuminati with Blue Ivy as my one true leader"
"... Neat!"
"I know!"
We exited the apartment and got back into our skateboard.
"Time to find Ella", Taylor grinned.
"Can we at least get back wheels for this thing?"
"No"
